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September 17, 2004 Mentioned in New York Times

Near the end, in a typically slanted New York Times piece that seems to suggest it's unclear whether or not the documents are forgeries.

So, Allah gets mentioned by the New York Sun. gets mentioned by the New York Times. Powerline gets on Hume. LGF gets mentioned by O'Reilly, Brit Hume, and, well, everybody else.

And what's Ace of Spades get?

I just got added to my Aunt Hazel's Friendster list.

So don't worry about me. I'm doin' just fine.

(chugs from bottle of Val-U-Rite discount vodka;
then whispers harshly:)

I'm doin' just fine.

Brit Hume Non-Mention! Brit Hume mentioned tonight that Burkett had compared Bush to Napoleon and Hitler... something I just reported two nights ago. And I know that post got an awful lot hits from an awful lot of people.

Any mention of the Acester?

Nope. Nothin'.

Brit Hume gave me the shitfinger.

But don't worry about me. I'm sitting here with my box of Val-U-Rite discount vodka and an Oliver-Willis-Sized carton of Funions.

I'm doin' just fine.

(begins knitting crude noose out of heavy extension cords)

I'm doin' just fine. And dandy.

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