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BIDEN TO TEACHERS: "THEY'RE NOT SOMEONE ELSE'S CHILDREN... THEY'RE LIKE YOURS WHEN THEY'RE IN THE CLASSROOM"And Quick Hits. That video below. ![]() The Republicans who think you're going to show up to vote for them in November give the liberal Kevin McCarthy, caught on tape conspiring with Liz Cheney to ask the tech monopolies to deplatform more non-Regime Republicans, a standing ovation. Don't count your pick-ups before they're cast, traitors. When the voting machines aren't clankin', that's us not votin'. Remember Georgia motherfuckers. Remember Georgia x2. You NeverTrumpers aren't the only people who can throw an election good and hard.
Nina Jankowicz Glad to hear that the nation's new official arbiter of what speech is permissible values men's opinions so highly. Biden just appointed a ditzy twentysomething Anita Sarkeesian Acolyte to be the country's Chief of the Censorship Police. This ditzy little dummy Millennial, who writes silly little "The Idiot's Guide to Online Feminism" pamphlets, is now in charge of the Department of Homeland Security's Censorship Board? Are you fucking serious? Audiobook sample here: "To be a woman online is an inherently dangerous act..." This shrieking little hysteric, who openly despises men and writes that all men online are inherently threatening and assaultive, is now dictating the nation's censorship policies. Leaked audio reveals Twitter's CEO Para-Para-Para-probably-not-gonna-work-here-anymore comforting the Nose-Rings. and providing succor to the Purple-Hairs. Agrawal assured employees "the capabilities we've built around content moderation are fundamental to keeping Twitter safe and growing." The other day I said I thought I remembered a video where you saw Amber Heard shatter the wine bottle that severed Depp's finger. I was wrong. The video I mis-remembered was one where she admits, repeatedly, that she hit him, and maybe "punched" him, and that she frequently hits him, and taunts him as a baby for even complaining about it, and dares him to complain publicly about it, and tells him if he does, she'll just claim that he's the one doing the hitting. Well! That's quite a bit of tape!
NeverTrump, meanwhile, continues complaining that a single school district in Podunk, Tennessee has taken Beloved off the seventh-grade curriculum. Because they're part of the effete cultural left and always have been. They're not pro-gay so much as anti-traditionalist. Whatever you want, they oppose, because they define themselves culturally as being opposed to you. You are the inferiors they measure their superiority in reference to. Their elevation comes at the cost of your subjugation. Biden announces that children belong to teachers while they're in the classroom:
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