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October 09, 2026

The Stars At Night, Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of ONT

Howdy all! Almost that time of year.

Fido Friday: Smile!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 8, 2026

I'm not really sure using them on people you like is a good idea either

Why is Goldberg turning down content perfectly suited to his mag?

Great commercial

https://t.co/htV2TTyo9t
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 8, 2026

This zoo probably could have named their tour better

Try to do better next time

31 miles. 11 Taco Bells. 1 heavily used spot-a-pot

https://t.co/HhE8pHJs2g
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 8, 2026

That's my girl!

Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs

PVC

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 8, 2026

Dad joke

Those that can't, teach

The meme that keeps on giving

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 8, 2026

Bambi

Like a Road Runner cartoon

Choose your words carefully

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 8, 2026

Introverts

Bring beer

Tiny wee kitteh!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 8, 2026

I ain't afraid of no toast

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