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The Week In WokeLet's start out with some good news from the weekend, which I missed. David Harsanyi: One of the most unheralded policy successes of President Donald Trump's second term has been the purging of many unnecessary federal jobs. I know that not all of you are history buffs like I am, so I'll explain, Lyndon Johnson was an Indian Hunter and Abraham Lincoln's vice president. It's not merely that the feds have shed superfluous jobs -- there are still over 4 million contract workers, after all. Harsanyi has some thoughts about what departments need to be cut more. Like this, maybe: Trump slashes funding for woke "education." President Trump is moving to rescind nearly $1 billion in federal spending, including $95 million in Department of Education funding for programs the White House says supported ideological initiatives and services for illegal aliens. Colleges are using taxpayer funds to rebrand Columbus Day as "Indigenous People's Day." Several colleges and universities are using institutional resources and government-backed grants for "Indigenous Peoples' Day" programming around Oct. 12, which is also Columbus Day. San Francisco provides dorms for pedophiles and sex offenders and it's not prison. It's Tuesday morning at Little Learners Daycare in downtown San Francisco. Teacher Wendy herds bright-eyed toddlers, amped up after playtime in the courtyard, back inside. They're laughing and swatting at each other playfully, oblivious to the pack of pedophiles lurking nearby. Incredible: A black webzine claims that black immigrants' rape of native whites is actually a good thing as it increases diversity. "AFRU" calls rapes "quasi-consensual encounters." Love That's the topic folder this is under: "Love." Why a 'rise in sexual assaults' by migrants is a price worth paying to end racism "Sexual assaults" are "quasi-consensual encounters." Please let in more Aspiring Doctors and Engineers who quasi-consensually rape the native population.
Do you want mass forced deportations? Because this is exactly how you get mass forced deportations. A group argues that simple civility in discourse is inherently "conservative" and "pro-Israel." I think that's actually correct -- because the left's entire sick schtick is hateful, crazed denunciations, attempts to cancel people and menace them, and calls for actual violence. So yes, stripping the left of its weapons is "conservative" and "pro-Israel," in the sense that it limits terrorists' actions. Group Argues Civil Discourse Push Is Conservative, Pro-Israel Because the terrorists want to go jihad on Jewish students and not just that, they want to do their pogroms with the express support of governmental and educational authorities. Telling them they can't beat up Jews and menace them stifles their ability to use Violence as the Speech of the Unheard. Don't believe me? Remember this professor of Islam? FCC head Brendan Carr scolds leftists for opposing ratings for TV show including warnings about transgender content. He has thrice publicly excoriated congressional Democrats in the past two weeks for opposing the shorthanded commission's work to "ensure that parents have the information necessary to decide what is appropriate for their own kids and families to watch," as Carr posted Monday afternoon on X and had reposted by Tuesday morning in case anyone missed it.
North Carolina is deliberately and systematically falsifying arrest records to make arrests seem more Racially Diverse, falsely claiming that Hispanics are "Caucasian" -- Yes, Hispanics are categorized as "white" or "black," and that's fine, but they cannot be called "Caucasian" -- and blacks, of course, are just categorized as "white."
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