Surprise! The Gang-Member Carjackers That Beat the Shit Out of "BigBallz" Aren't Going to Spend a Single Day in Jail

"Teens" will be spared actual punishment for carjacking and a violent gang assault.

Two teenagers who jumped former DOGE staffer Edward "Big Balls" Coristine have avoided jail after pleading guilty to simple assault at a Washington, DC, court.

The boy and girl, both 15, from Hyattsville, Maryland, were sentenced to probation at a DC court on Tuesday, just over two months after the pair were arrested for the savage Aug. 3 attack, WUSA9 reported.

The boy was handed a 12-month probation and allowed to return home under strict house arrest, while the girl was given a nine-month probation and remanded to a local youth shelter.

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Coristine was left with a concussion and a broken nose after he and a female companion were jumped by "a group of 10 guys," the ex-DOGE employee previously said.

Unrelated: This is a thin post so I'll combine it with another thin post.

Andrea Mitchell gave her thanks for the ceasefire.

Specifically, she thanked Joe Biden and "51 Intelligence Officials" psyops hoaxer Anthony Blinken.

NBC News veteran Andrea Mitchell was scorched online after she appeared to credit the Biden administration for the Gaza peace deal brokered by President Donald Trump.

The 78-year-old host thanked former Secretary of State Antony Blinken for his work "creating the basis for the agreement once the two sides were finally prepared to compromise -- we hope!" -- a message that many read as giving the Biden team credit for Trump's breakthrough.

"Thank you for spending two years working toward this moment," Mitchell wrote Monday on X in a reply to a post by Blinken.

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Blinken, who served under former President Joe Biden, posted earlier that Trump's plan "adopted and built on the plan the Biden Administration developed."

That thread prompted Mitchell's reply -- and the wave of ridicule that followed.

Critics across social media accused Mitchell of twisting credit away from Trump and rewriting the origins of the agreement.

"That time Andrea Mitchell thanks Blinken and Biden over [current Secretary of State Marco] Rubio and Trump for the peace deal in Gaza. Just incredible," journalist Joe Concha wrote on X.

Another X user wrote: "Sad, sad state of journalism. You're embarrassing yourself, Andrea. Go home."

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