Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/12/24)

The vet shrugs his shoulders and says, “I’m sorry mam. If you’d taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20. However, with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.“ (H/T TNDeplorable)

Chippendale's dancers to unionize. The price of thongs has gone through the roof.

The infamous Chippendales dance troupe at the Rio All Suite Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas has announced plans to unionize as part of Actors' Equity Association, according to the Las Vegas Review Journal. It is the first all-male adult performance group to unionize, with a supermajority of the roughly two dozen cast members signing their authorization cards last week. In case the union does not receive voluntary recognition, the performers have also filed the appropriate paperwork with the National Labor Relations Board in order to hold a formal union election as well; that vote would likely take place within the next month or so.

I probably should have saved this for next month's time change fiasco. But, I needed a silly video tonight. So here goes.........

What happens when you subsidize poor behavior and/or choices. This kind of craziness.

100 masked invaders surround Washington home — don't worry, it was only raccoons
A Washington state woman called 911 after scores of the varmints swarmed her house and prevented her from getting inside.

Not enough prank? This one is pretty good. Yeah, it is a rerun. But you come up with fresh material.

Since we are telling fowl jokes here at The ONT, here is another one for you...........

Anger management is in her future. Genius Award Winner

OCTOBER 7, 2024Woman, 22, In Pizza Rage Bust Over "Cold And Uncut" Domino’s Pie

Angry that her Domino’s pizza was delivered “cold and uncut,” a Florida Woman allegedly drove from her residence to the restaurant, where she quarreled with an employee, flung the pizza, and damaged the store’s telephone, according to an arrest report detailing the 1:30 AM altercation

The following game was submitted to us by Iris. Don't laugh at her. She'll kick your butt and drink you under the table..........

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Notice: Posted by the hamsters. No word if they had permission.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:56 PM

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