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August 18, 2026

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - August 18, 2026 [Doof]

Howdy Hordelings! Tuesday night ONT is here. Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Flock is asshoe

(H/T Bluebell)

Gosh so terrible why would someone do this in my home town. Hope they catch the rapscallion. pic.twitter.com/XyWDRZzOkR
— Shawn Hendrix (@TheShawnHendrix) August 17, 2026

Posts on social media say that Halloween will be "De-Flock America" night!

On October 31st, millions of people are out after dark wearing masks, allowing masked Flock camera-cutters to blend in and work all night! 😂

Happy Halloween! pic.twitter.com/drj0s7XcwE
— Old School Eddie (@Old_SchoolEddie) August 17, 2026

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Some cops like Flock but don't like being recorded themselves

The police don't like being recorded

He should have told him if he isn't doing anything wrong he doesn't have anything to worry about.

source: https://t.co/uRnWOBS7yL pic.twitter.com/KZSDsshApD
— Orwell Day (@OrwellDay) August 18, 2026

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Leftism and Islam do not exist well together. Yet leftists keep falling for the idea of thinking they do.

This is the real reason the Left is uniting with Islam, and how it’s going to end

“I keep wondering why the left is so obsessed with defending an ideology that would be the first to execute them. Democrats have spent decades fighting for things like women's rights, and yet they… pic.twitter.com/774YmS9s0H
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) August 18, 2026

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DJ Doof - In The Cards Edition

Not just the name of this here blog - it's a cool tune, too! Here's a worthy cover version from the supergroup Hollywood Vampires, featuring Alice Cooper (AKA - Vincent Fournier), Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry, actor Johnny Depp, and others.

Article about their version here

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More songs about playing cards

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On October 31st, millions of people are out after dark wearing masks, allowing masked Flock camera-cutters to blend in and work all night! 😂 Happy Halloween! pic.twitter.com/drj0s7XcwE — Old School Eddie (@Old_SchoolEddie) August 17, 2026 * Some cops like Flock but don't like being recorded themselves The police don't like being recorded He should have told him if he isn't doing anything wrong he doesn't have anything to worry about. source: https://t.co/uRnWOBS7yL pic.twitter.com/KZSDsshApD — Orwell Day (@OrwellDay) August 18, 2026 ----- Leftism and Islam do not exist well together. Yet leftists keep falling for the idea of thinking they do. This is the real reason the Left is uniting with Islam, and how it’s going to end “I keep wondering why the left is so obsessed with defending an ideology that would be the first to execute them. 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