11/6/24 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/6/24)

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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (11/5/24) Election Night Edition

“I just can’t let you throw out fallacies. It’s important.” Brian Kilmeade

I really don't care if they are here legally or not. Send their sorry asses back to where they came from.

8 Foreigners Caught Looting as Flooding Ravaged Tennessee

I received the following and I'm wondering if the Horde would like to help me draft a response? (In the event you don't want to talk election results)

From: Office mail
Date: November 3, 2024 at 9:57:16 AM CST
Subject: Dear Beneficiary
Reply-To: kristalina.georgieva@onmail.com


Dear Beneficiary
We received mail about your involvement in an accident weeks ago. Please, are you dead or alive?
Mr. Larry made us understand that you are in hospital for treatment but there is no hope of your recovery. He stated that he is your business associates and your next of kin whom you have chosen and permitted to inherit all your properties. He is contacting this office based on your overdue payment fund, which is about to be paid to you.

He requested that the payment should now be transferred into his own personal account, as he stated below.
Account Name Mr. Larry Wayne Ellis
EastWest Bank New York
13400 La Cantera Parkway #18
San Antonio, New York 77825
Routing Number: 132533647
Account Number: 5924133211

Kindly inform us if you are authorizing this process to Mr. Larry Wayne Ellis Bank Account. This is to avoid releasing your money to the wrong person because Mr Larry Wayne Ellis is too eager and ready to follow every instruction to have this money into his account. If you did not have an auto accident and you did not permit Mr. Larry Wayne Ellis to claim your money, kindly reply to this message with your full contact information so we can process the release of your fund to you.
Best Regards,
Kristalina Georgieva,
Director Imf New York

Her email had me chuckling out loud.

Earlier this week this story broke about explosive devices being responsible for damages. At that time I thought, hmmm, I wonder what was packaged?

Two incendiary devices had been shipped via a DHL logistics centre on July 22 to Birmingham, England, and Leipzig, Germany, resulting in a fire.

But it has now been revealed that the explosives were reportedly hidden in a shipment containing erotic gadgets and massage pillows, as they were used as cover to smuggle highly dangerous incendiary devices onto cargo routes destined for Western Europe.

Hey, it is adrenaline in action. Is this a Genius Award Winner?

NYPD cruiser cuts through Inwood school's recess during chase, angering parents

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You knew it would happen. Here is tonight's Gloat segment!!!!

It didn't take Kamala "The San Francisco Headhunter" Harris to long to be interviewed for an assistant manager position at McDonalds.

She really seems like a nice decent person down deep. Deep in the pit of hell that is.

“Wet Ass Pussy” rapper and Kamala Harris supporter Cardi B lashed out at Trump voters over the President-elect’s resounding victory on Tuesday, claiming in a since-deleted video: “This is why some of y’all states be getting hurricanes.”

Cardi B’s insult appeared directed at voters in North Carolina, Georgia, and Florida — all of which went to President-elect Donald Trump on election night.

Jeez, I didn't know hurricanes didn't exist until Donald J. Trump became president 45 and 47.

Bill Barr makes perfect sense. But do you believe that Garland Merrick is going to say, "Hey, no prob Bill", yeah I didn't think so.

“The American people have rendered their verdict on President Trump, and decisively chosen him to lead the country for the next four years,” Barr said. “They did that with full knowledge of the claims against him by prosecutors around the country and I think Attorney General Garland and the state prosecutors should respect the people’s decision and dismiss the cases against President Trump now.”

It would be pretty shitty if he weren't named as tonight's Genius Award Winner.

A drunk, naked and poo-covered Brit crashed through the ceiling of an internet cafe in a notoriously seedy holiday destination.

It’s understood the 51-year-old tourist had plunged through his hotel balcony and was found dangling above the busy cafe in Pattaya, Thailand.

Don't stick your.......... Genius Award Winner.

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (WFLA) — A bail bondsman has been charged for alleged human trafficking and racketeering, Attorney General Ashley Moody’s Office announced Tuesday.

The Attorney General’s Office said an investigation by the Metropolitan Bureau of Investigations revealed that Russell Bruce Moncrief — who worked as a bondsman in Central Florida — targeted female inmates in Orange County jail on prostitution and/or drug charges, offering them bond in exchange for sex.

A doctor who follows his own advice. Good on you Doc and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

DAYTON, Ohio (WDTN) — After experiencing cancer himself, one local doctor is preparing to run the 2024 New York City Marathon to raise money and awareness while also hopefully inspiring others to never give up.

Kris Marin, a sports medicine doctor with Kettering Health Hamilton, had just run his fastest marathon when he was diagnosed with cancer. Treatment forced him to stop running for months, but now he’s heading to NYC in just five days.

He is among five charity runners selected by the American Neuromuscular Foundation, a nonprofit organization dedicated to strengthening the global effort to cure neuromuscular disease.

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Mis. Hum.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:30 PM

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