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The Press Turns on Latrine John Pissoir, Telling Her They Are (Checks Notes) "Miffed" That She's Been Lying to Them For YearsHappy Tuesday, everyone! I hope you're all being your best selves. Biden's personal doctor released a Cheap Fake letter in which he claimed the Parkinson's expert had not come to the White House eight times to see Biden. Instead, he claims, this Parkinson's expert came to the White House to.... treat and "support" military personnel? At the White House? Why would "military personnel" see a doctor at the White House?! "Prior to the pandemic, and following its end, he has held regular Neurology Clinics at the White House Medical Clinic in support of the thousands of active-duty members assigned in support of White House operations," he wrote.
In addition, the press is "miffed" -- strong language! Wash your mouth out with soap, mister! -- because she claimed Biden had not consulted a doctor after the debate. But in his phone "interview" with Murdering Joe, Biden said he had in fact seen a doctor, who supposedly tested him for covid. (They're really trying to sell the "I had a cold" story.) It is particularly noteworthy that a Parkinson's expert is coming to the White House because many doctors say that Biden presents with all the symptoms of Parkinson's, including a slowed gait, a weak voice, a "flat face" (I guess that means his vacant stare) and very little blinking. Megyn Kelly investigated the timeline of the Parkinson's expert's visits. She found that many of them took place a short time after one of Biden's more prominent moments of forgetfulness, slurring, or having trouble walking. I don't know if that means anything. Biden is always showing signs of dementia, so it's guaranteed that if you attempt to sync his dementia episodes with this doctor's visits, you will find that the visits occur within days of a dementia episode, guaranteed. Fake Jake Tapper is really scrambling to prove I'm a Real Journalist Again! Whoopie Goldberg says she'd vote for Biden even if he pooped his pants -- which he surely has -- and says that she has crapped her pants, too. She's trying to say that if you trust Whoopie, you should trust Poopypants Joe. I guess she's playing to the Whoopie Demographic of truly uninformed AWFLs.
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