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After Literal Years of Gaslighting the Public, the New York Times Reports That White House Staff Have Noticed Joe Biden's "Lapses" and Moments of IncoherencyBefore getting to that: A new New York Times/Siena poll (George is using a crayon for a pollster) has Trump opening a six point lead on Biden nationally, 49 to 43, up +3 since the debate. What I hope is that people on the fence have been forced to resolve their resistance to Trump, and, having put that stuff aside, will continue supporting him in the possible and I'd say probable case that Biden drops out. On to the NYT and its own Modified Limited Hangout: It has just suddenly come to the attention of the nation's "Paper of Record" that Biden's brain might not work so good. Hey guys, did you hear? The Steele Dossier was fake and covid-19 may have (just may have) been created in a lab using money provided by Anthony Fauci. Hop in the DeLorean, everyone! We're going back in time! All the way back five years ago, when everyone except the leftwing Marxist propagandists in the media realized that Biden had dementia. Biden's Lapses Are Increasingly Common, According to Some of Those in the Room OMG-- the Space Shuttle just blew up. No not that one, the first one. Oh to have a teacher like Christa McAuliffe. May your spirit ride on cosmic waves, Mrs. McAuliffe. Excelsior. In the weeks and months before President Biden's politically devastating performance on the debate stage in Atlanta, several current and former officials and others who encountered him behind closed doors noticed that he increasingly appeared confused or listless, or would lose the thread of conversations. Holy shit! President Reagan's been shot! Who's in charge? WHO'S IN CHARGE?! Oh good, it's this Alexander Haig fellow. Thank goodness he stepped up. Like many people his age, Mr. Biden, 81, has long experienced instances in which he mangled a sentence, forgot a name or mixed up a few facts, even though he could be sharp and engaged most of the time. But in interviews, people in the room with him more recently said that the lapses seemed to be growing more frequent, more pronounced and more worrisome. My friend Stubby told me that George Lucas -- he did Star Wars -- is teaming up with Steven Spielberg -- he did Jaws -- to make a movie. I'm hoping it's good, but it's a weird idea -- it's actually set back in the 30s, about some kind of treasure hunter. Han Solo's in it, so I'll give it a chance. The uncomfortable occurrences were not predictable, but seemed more likely when he was in a large crowd or tired after a particularly bruising schedule. In the 23 days leading up to the debate against former President Donald J. Trump, Mr. Biden jetted across the Atlantic Ocean twice for meetings with foreign leaders and then flew from Italy to California for a splashy fund-raiser, maintaining a grueling pace that exhausted even much younger aides.
Do they even hear themselves? How long are they going to keep repeating these ridiculous lines? He took a plane a couple of times in three weeks. A lot of people do that. And they do not mentally melt down from it.
Just like Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
... This is so absurd. They know what concerns people the most is the idea of a man with dementia and loss of executive function making national security decisions, especially as he seems eager to get into a nuclear war with Russia. So the spin is: Sure, he's demented for his domestic policy decision-making, but he stores up all of his Good Brain Time to use it to make national security decisions. The proof that he's cogent for national security decisions? That he tells Netanyahu he'll stab Israel in the back if he retaliates against Iran. That's supposed to be reassuring? I guess to Biden's pro-terrorist voter base, it is.
We're not asking about Parkinson's disease. We're asking about Alzheimer's. Strange that he's willing to say that Biden doesn't have the neurological diseases we're not asking about. The White House has declined to make Dr. O'Connor available for questions and did not respond to detailed health questions from The New York Times earlier this year. But Biden doesn't have Parkinson's. He won't answer about Alzheimer's or general dementia. But you should do your best to conflate for your readers these diseases, so that they believe that the doctor is denying he has dementia.
Boy he's just really sticking to that "Not Parkinson's" diagnosis. Aides to Mr. Biden responded to questions for this story by asking several senior advisers to describe their interactions with Mr. Biden. It sounds like he's a dummy who, at best, is capable of asking, "Will this help me or hurt me with the public?" That's the extent of his "probing" questioning of policy. Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall, the president's homeland security adviser, recounted a June 17 terrorism briefing for Mr. Biden in the Situation Room in which he "digested an immense amount of information" and asked questions that were "probing and insightful." She acknowledged that Mr. Biden's debate performance had been different. "It doesn't reflect the experience I have with him on a daily basis," she said. My Dude's doing so much probing they should buy him a flying saucer. But by many accounts, as evidenced by video footage, observation and interviews, Mr. Biden is not the same today as he was even when he took office 3 1/2 years ago. Really? By the way, did you hear? We landed on the Moon. The MOON!!! Can you believe it!? I'm gonna drink some Tang to start training to be a real-life astronaut! Tell those Nassau* boys to be ready for Astro Ace! Check this complete horsesh*t out: ... Really? Trump maintains a lighter schedule than Biden? For those at the NYT pushing the Biden line that he only gets "fuzzy" because his job is so demanding and he's overtaxed: This is the standard Biden daily schedule.
10 am to 2:30 pm? Shiiiit, even I could hack that. By the way, what evidence is there that Biden "exercises"? I know Trump plays golf a lot. The last time I saw Biden "exercising," he fell off a bike. I haven't seen him do anything physical since then. He can barely walk 20 yards without assistance. A senior European official who was present [with Biden at the G7 meetings] said that there had been a noticeable decline in Mr. Biden's physical state since the previous fall and that the Europeans had been "shocked" by what they saw. The president at times appeared "out of it," the official said, and it was difficult to engage him in conversation while he was walking. Hey guys, I just heard: They shot President Kennedy. I heard the guilty party was "right wing chatter" in Dallas. They say we're going to have a half-day for school. Ms. Meloni and the other leaders were acutely sensitive to Mr. Biden's physical condition, discussing it privately among themselves, and they tried to avoid embarrassing him by slowing their own pace while walking with the president. When they worried that he did not seem poised and cameras were around, they closed ranks around him physically to shield him while he collected himself, the official said. Again, the proof that he's "in command" is that his advisors told him that if he wants to win Michiganistan, he has to betray Israel, and he did. Super. Is there anything else, or just that? ... Ruth Bader Ginsburg put her 20-year-old trainer in the hospital! She's so vigorous, he couldn't keep up with her! He tried to touch his toes ten times like she was doing and had a heart attack and FUCKING DIED!!! We've heard all of this bullshit before. Don't they know that? Update: The WSJ has been reprinting excerpts from NYT re: Bidens health, to shame them, no doubt. That was a great Op. Sometimes it's fun to look back wistfully on all the Ops our Marxist Propaganda Media has run on us. Below, the incompetent, nasty bitch Latrine John Pissoir snaps angrily at a direct question: Does Joe Biden have Alzheimer's, dementia, or any degenerative illness? Speaking of Parkinson's: Biden just vowed to cure it. Like he cured cancer.
Nancy Pelosi shows signs of dementia -- and/or drunkenness -- as she claims it's not Biden who has dementia, it's Trump. Noted rancid conspiracy theorist Rachel Maddow is screaming that Donald Trump will send "death squads" after her. Let's hope. Death Squad Better, Trump. #DeathSquadBetter
One little hitch: You can only replace him with Kamala. This angry black woman, a California delegate to the DNC, agrees. She says "black women will walk away, we will blow this party up" if they replace Biden with a (spit) white man. She says it has to be Kamala or no one. Actually she seems to want to keep Biden as the candidate. But if he's deposed, he can only be replaced with a Strong Black Woman. Someone needs to Position Kamala Harris for Success. Meanwhile: 66% of Democrat voters -- a distinct group from the donors, media influencers like Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper, and special interest queens who run the party -- want Biden to stay in the race. Elena Schneider @ec_schneider That doesn't mean much. Obviously he's going to say that, until the very moment he's pressured to drop out. But until a near-majority of Democrat voters call for his ouster, he can keep claiming, correctly, that he has "the voters" (well, his Democrat voters) on his side.
My theory is that he did this because of Dr. No. Doctor No took place at Nassau, Jamaica (IIRC), and the plot was about interfering with NASA rocket launches. I think it got stuck in his brain in 1962 that NASA = Nassau and he could never get the two things de-linked. Update: No, a commenter says it's Nassau, Bahamas. Not Jamaica. Dr. No was set in Jamaica. Maybe he was getting it confused with Thunderball, then, which was set in the Bahamas. (I think.)
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