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The Wednesday In WokeThe Times of India: Jenna Longoria, a women's health and hormone expert from outside of Austin, Texas, claims she was denied boarding on a United Airlines flight at San Francisco International Airport on Wednesday morning. Longoria, who was travelling with her 16-month-old son and mother, accidentally misgendered a flight attendant multiple times while boarding the plane. In the UK, Maya Forestater was fired for expressing her completely factual opinion that men are not women. She sued and eventually judges agreed she had the right to express fact-opinions, and was entitled to 100,000 pounds in back pay. But the police have never stopped investigating her. Turns out she's been under investigation for a year for making a critical remark about trans doctor. The alleged offence, which carries a punishment of up to two years in prison, related to a post she wrote on X about Dr Kamilla Kamaruddin, a trans woman and former GP. Orwell laughs. Ron DeSantis signed a law requiring hospitals' emergency rooms to ask about immigration status when checking in a patient. Their Medicaid spending on illegal aliens plummeted. Ron DeSantis signed a law that required hospitals to ask the immigration status of patients to prevent paying out the nose for Medicaid to illegal aliens, and, lo and behold, the law had its intended effect. An antifa "Super Soldier" informed the judge that he was now a "non-binary" at his sentencing hearing. He was convicted of conspiracy to riot due to his part in attacking Trump supporters (and police) in San Diego in 2021. Although he wore "body armor" from head to toe, he was easily identified, as his costume as a "Super Soldier" was distinctive and he is 6'2", 225 pounds. He also admitted he beat up Trump supporters and cops in a text he sent to his antifa terrorist pals. Knowing that he was about to be convicted, he out-of-the-blue pleaded the defense of mental insanity. He claimed he had "dissociated" from reality and had no idea what happened at the riot. It didn't work. He was convicted. He's got a new gambit: Maybe the judge will let me go if I say I'm a tranny. From Andy Ngo at the Post-Millennial: "This weekend I came out as non-binary to my friends and received the most loving support I could have possibly imagined," White wrote on Instagram on June 18. "Please do what you can to be there for your queer, non-binary and trans comrades." Accompanying the long statement was a photo of White without his beard and wearing an anti-law enforcement hat... The weekend before his sentencing, he came out as "non-binary." All he did was shave his beard. "I'm a girl now or something! Put me in a women's prisoner and get Bud Light on the horn!" This character was just sentenced on Monday, I think. He got the maximum of two years. The judge says he wish he could have given him more, because he was a ringleader and also expressed no remorse for beating a woman. Oh but wait he is a girl. He said so, see? The judge didn't completely accept the line the left peddles to protect antifa from investigation as a terrorist network -- that it's just an "idea" and that it's a "leaderless organization." The judge pointed out that antifa sure seems to be getting funding from somewhere, and that this funding allows them to "pop up" in different jurisdictions. Untalented and plain actress Tatiana Maslany -- star of the fan-favorite Marvel series that everyone loves, She-Hulk -- declares that parents have no right to weigh in on their child's (fake) gender identity. Saskatchewan apparently passed a bill giving parents the right to consent or object to schools "transitioning" their children. This was a bridge too far for Maslany, who has a face like a Polack bricklayer. Unsurprisingly, the passage of this bill did not fly well with Maslany, herself a noted LGBTQ youth activist. By the way, they're doing another series of Orphan Black, called Orphan Black: Echoes, this time without Tatiana Maslany and her stupid high-school-talent-show overacting. They've replaced her with certified hottie Krysten Ritter, who herself was a Marvel actress, back when we all were somehow not ashamed to be watching stupid superhero crap. She played Jessica Jones. Orphan Black wasn't my jam, but I know some people liked it.
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