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July 01, 2024
Biden Repairs At Camp David, to Consult With His Family About Finally Admitting He's Too Demented to Be PresidentI mean, too demented to be president in 2025. He's completely fine now, I'm sure they'll all decide. But in six months -- boom, in January 2025, that's where he hits his neurological sell-by date. ![]() Let me clarify: This is fake. (But you know it's what they're thinking!) As you know, Biden retreated, again, to a vacation spot, this time to talk about his future in the race with his family and his evil sexnurse.
While Democrats are talking anonymously about dumping Biden, most are publicly claiming He's Still Got It. So far, the party's top leaders have offered public support for Biden, including in tweets posted by former presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton. Senior congressional Democrats, including Reps. Hakeem Jeffries of New York, Jim Clyburn of South Carolina and Nancy Pelosi of California, have privately expressed concerns about his viability, said two sources apprised of those discussions, even as they all publicly back the president. I think Biden will drop out. But if we have one hope for Joe Biden, former All-American Football Player with a 6 handicap in golf, it's his terrible, power-craving status-addict wife.
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From the Vogue article that dropped today:If you want to know what power feels like, try to get yourself driven around in a motorcade. Flashing police chaperone lights form a perimeter as you blaze down an empty highway, waiting cars backed up on entry ramps as you pass. It's as if the world is holding its breath. For you. Also, rules don't apply. Democrats are talking about the need to be "gentle" in pushing Biden out of office, and making up a story for Pop-Pop that lets him escape his self-made predicament with dignity. Or at least as much dignity as any of the Delaware hillbilly white trash Bidens have ever had. See Karen Townsend for the kind of story Democrats are preparing for Joey Fastfingers. One Democrat who's pretty overt about her own desire to boot Biden from the ticket -- and replace him with herself -- is the Wicked Witch of the North, Gretchen Whitmer. She's warning Democrats that there is no chance they will hold Michigan with Biden at the top of the ticket. Whitmer apparently called the White House to deny that she was seeking to replace Biden at the top of the ticket. Though, Politico notes, she also said Biden will lose Michigan, and thus the whole election, if he stays on: Even more revealing is how word of the call reached me: from someone close to a potential 2028 Whitmer rival for the Democratic presidential nomination. This person said Whitmer had phoned O'Malley Dillon with more of an unambiguous SOS: to relay that Michigan, in the wake of the debate, was no longer winnable for Biden. Gee I wonder if there's any possible candidate that Gretchen Whitmer, governor of Michigan, thinks can win Michigan. Hmmmm. I'm sure she'll need a few days to go through the list of potential candidates. Below, Tucker Carlson repeats what he heard -- and reported -- in 2019: That the Biden family did not want him to run, due to his already-pronounced dementia. His sister Valerie was the most upset by it.
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