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Candidate for Hennepin County Commissioner Is Riding the Line of the Hot/Crazy Matrix"She's a tarantula-thrower, Jerry!" "She's a what?" "She throws tarantulas! She's a tarantula-thrower!" Elaine: "She's a spider-slinger?" "That's it! She's a spider-slinger! Spiders flying, tarantulas crawling! It's a real situation, Jerry! It's a hot spider mess! Ho-ho!" She says that she subletted the basement of her home, which she was renting herself, to a woman for three weeks, so that the subletter could study for the bar. But she says the woman then refused to leave after the contract expired. She calls the subletter a "squatter." So she threw a tarantula at her. Actually, she went out to a pet store and bought the tarantula, for the sole reason of intending to throw it at the unwanted subletter, who complained of a "spider infestation." In the basement. Basements are spiders' natural habitat. So she threw a tarantula at her. Actually, she dumped the tarantula in her direction, but "threw a tarantula" is catchier . This media article is biased against the woman, because apparently she's a Christian conservative. But this is, as Jerry might say, objectively koo-koo.
That guy is doing a full Destroy the Christian Invader deep dive into her past history. Digging and digging. They seem to have found something here:
She's definitely kookie. This is her response:
Face 7, body 8. She's a nutter but I think she might just be ever-so-slightly over the right side of the Hot/Crazy matrix. Even her mug shot is kind of hot. This woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar. But I think I can save her. For fans of thiccer women, Simonetti has posted what she claims is some kind of burlesque/stripper dance video posted by... the squatter, a Ms. Jackie Vasquez. Here that is. I don't know if it's actually the same Ms. Vasquez. I assume it is, because why else would Simonetti post it? This story's got it all: Tarantulas, MILFs, politics, media bias, squatters, palpable "journalistic" hatred of all Christians, Christian Girls Gone Wild, BBW strippers studying to be lawyers... Oh, and catfights. Kramer slides in the door. "C-c-catfights?!" Jane Roberts @SOSourCream It's a four-quadrant story. Dang, it's a nine-quadrant story. All nine of the four quadrants are covered. | Recent Comments
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