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May 10, 2024

The Return of GAINZZZ

It's been a long time since a GAINZZZ thread.

Elon Musk reveals his secret to getting a good night's sleep: As he's drifting off to dreamland, he listens to podcasts about his greatest fear.

Elon Musk reveals bizarre way he gets to sleep at night

Elon Musk shared that he likes to listen to podcasts about his greatest fears
He spoke at the Milken Global Conference in Los Angeles on Monday

Elon Musk has shared the bizarre way he gets to sleep every night.

The Tesla boss revealed that he enjoys listening to podcasts about one of his greatest fears to help him nod off.

Musk, 52, told the Milken Global Conference in Los Angeles that he likes to listen to series, 'about the fall of civilizations' to get to sleep.

However, he also revealed that the topic is one of his biggest anxieties.

'Anything that's a civilizational risk,' Musk said when asked what his greatest concerns are, the Independent reports.

He has previously spoken about his worries about plummeting birthrates.

Other potential threats keeping him up at night include, 'anything that undermines the foundations of democracy in America or elsewhere' or 'anything that's leading us away from a merit-based system', he told the conference on Monday.

The entrepreneur also stated a 'single world government' could lead to societal collapse.

Eccentricities aside, his thinking is very grounded and commonsensical.

Musk stated that he believes humans will need to merge with machines to avoid becoming obsolete.

And there you go.

I knew a woman who would fall asleep every night watching The Murder Channel, I mean, Investigation Discovery. I wonder what kind of dreams she had with the TV talking about hatchet murders and body disassembly.

Due to Bidenomics and Biden's hyperinflation, transsexual cabaret Planet Fitness will be raising its prices.

Princeton crybabies cry: If you don't meet our demands, we'll starve ourselves to death!

Right there, they're admitting they're not even capable of feeding themselves.

If Princeton 'wants to let us starve, then they're welcome to do that' Seventeen Princeton students began a hunger strike last Friday until the university agreed to meet with them to discuss divestment from Israel and the dropping of charges against students who had occupied a campus building.

According to The Daily Princetonian, student Sameer Riaz said he believed he and his comrades "were forced into" their hunger strike by school officials.

Areeq Hasan, another hunger striker, said all those participating are "very well-supported" -- unlike "political prisoners who are in Palestine."

David Chmielewski said the strikers' demands were "not that intense" as activists only wanted a meeting (along with the dismissal of criminal/disciplinary charges against the aforementioned occupiers).

He added if Princeton "want[s] to let us starve, then they're welcome to do that."

A three-day "hunger strike" is just a 72 hour fast. It's easy. This isn't a protest, it's a slim-down weekend.

Do these idiots have any idea how long it takes to actually starve to death? No, no they don't.

An extremely obese man fasted for 382 days (under close medical supervision and taking vitamins and minerals).

Angus was reportedly sick of being obese, and checked into the University Department of Medicine at the Royal Infirmary of Dundee weighing 207kg (32.5 stone). [That's 456 pounds in American.] He told hospital staff he was ready to cut out food together, so doctors happily agreed to monitor his progress.

Angus's doctors didn't really expect the fast to last long. But they thought a short fast would help him to lose some weight. To compensate for his lack of nutrients, he was prescribed multivitamins to take regularly, including potassium and sodium, as well as yeast.

As days turned to weeks, Angus's persistence increased. The Scot wanted to reach his reported "ideal weight" of 180 pounds (12.8 stone), so he kept going, much to his doctors' surprise.

These little fucking idiot weaklings really don't know anything, do they?

And some of these stupid little porkchops look like they could use a couple of weeks of fasting:




I got off the GAINZZZ TRAINZZZ because spring came. I have developed bad allergies in my almost-29 old age. I know when winter is over, because I start sneezing like crazy. It's the tree pollen.

I've been in MAINTAINZZZ mode, but have no GAINZZZ. And I was doing so well with lifting and walking, too.

What about 'choo? Do you have an SICK GAINZZ?

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