Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (4/23/24)

Quote I

I can’t get out of bed and I’ve been crying in my sleep because I feel his teeth in me. I’m left with a hideous scar on my face. It’s just ruined my life, because it will never be the same now. Kelly Allen, attackee

Quote II

“The potential for autonomous air-to-air combat has been imaginable for decades, but the reality has remained a distant dream up until now,” Frank Kendall, secretary of the Air Force

You are the Horde. Run with the following any way you want to.

Women are paying $500 to get salmon sperm injected into their vaginas to boost sex lives

These women will try any-fin to improve their sex lives.

Women are paying $500 to have salmon sperm injected into their vaginas to help their floundering sex lives.

I bet a hamburger to a dollar least ranking cop got to take our Genius Award Winner to receive his award.

PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — An Oregon felon wanted for second-degree kidnapping, reckless endangerment and illegal gun possession charges was tracked down in a porta-potty after he allegedly led authorities on a three-day chase through rural Lane County.

The Lane County Sheriff’s Office said that 33-year-old Andrew Hamilton Dimmick of Crawfordsville was seen wielding a sword and huffing nitrous oxide at 11 a.m. near Terwilliger Hot Springs on Saturday. Dimmick left the area before Oregon State Police arrived on scene. However, a sheriff’s deputy found Dimmick driving in the area and attempted to make a traffic stop. Dimmick allegedly fled from the pursuing deputy, who chased him down a gravely U.S. Forest Service road.

My guess? There are citizens of Ohio and Maryland wish that Mayor Buttplug would give a damn about them.

LAS VEGAS (AP) — A $12 billion passenger bullet train linking Las Vegas and the Los Angeles area was dubbed the first true high-speed rail line in the nation on Monday, with the private company building it predicting millions of ticket-buyers will be boarding trains by 2028.

“People have been dreaming of high-speed rail in America for decades,” said U.S. Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg before taking a stage with union representatives and company officials at the future site of a terminal to be built just south of the Las Vegas Strip. “It’s really happening this time.”

Buttigieg cited Biden administration support for the project that he said will bring thousands of union jobs, boost local economies and cut traffic and air pollution. He was also heard to utter the following, "Well, fvck me to tears!"

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