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March 20, 2024

The Morning Report — 3/20/24


Good morning, kids. Schizophrenia seems to be the order of the day on a number of fronts. Let's begin with our completely non-existent border, where the result of its intentional erasure by the Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants junta have been an abject bloodbath – BLOODBATH!!! – suffered by the American people. Mercifully, the Supreme Court has allowed Texas to resume arresting the invaders at the border, at least until a final decision is reached on their doing the job the Feds refuse to do.

Yet, with millions of unvetted third world foreigners flooding in, many of whom are violent criminals, what does one maniac hack-in-black think ought to be done?

A U.S. District judge appointed by former President Barack Obama dismissed gun charges against an illegal immigrant, stating that he should not “be deprived of his Second Amendment right to bear arms in self-defense.”

U.S. District Court Judge Sharon Coleman of the Northern District of Illinois, who had twice previously denied the illegal immigrant‘s motion to dismiss the case against him, reversed herself in the case against Heriberto Carbajal-Flores, who was found with a handgun in the Little Village neighborhood of Chicago in June 2020.

“Carbajal-Flores contends that he received and used the handgun for self-protection and protection of property. Because of Carbajal-Flores’ citizenship status, he was charged in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 922(g)(5), which prohibits any noncitizen who is not legally authorized to be in the United States from ‘possess[ing] in or affecting commerce, any firearm or ammunition; or to receive any firearm or ammunition which has been shipped or transported in interstate or foreign commerce,'” Coleman noted.

“The government argues that Carbajal-Flores is a noncitizen who is unlawfully present in this country,” Coleman continued. “The Court notes, however, that Carbajal-Flores has never been convicted of a felony, a violent crime, or a crime involving the use of a weapon. Even in the present case, Carbajal-Flores contends that he received and used the handgun solely for self-protection and protection of property during a time of documented civil unrest in the Spring of 2020.”

Let that sink in for a moment. A border jumping illegal alien, who in a previously sane world, is not protected by nor accorded the same rights as a native born citizen is suddenly granted the right to keep and bear arms? And irony of bitter ironies during the 2020 George Floyd Summer of Love when scores of business districts were looted and burned to the ground, deemed by Democrat mayors, DAs, chiefs of police and other officials as legitimate forms of "mostly peaceful" protest.

One wonders what Kyle Rittenhouse has to say about this, after the living hell he was put through for legally carrying and using a firearm in justified self defense. Meh, what about Daniel Penny, who didn't even use a gun in dispatching a mostly peaceful Michael Jackson impersonator, who at the time was doing an all-too realistic impersonation of a psychotic loon on a NYC subway car who was likely moments away from attacking the other passengers? Penny's crime, of course, is being white while killing a black criminal in self defense. That's right up there with using a Koran as toilet paper in its severity, right?

One also has to wonder if this Obama appointee, who no doubt graduated from the Fani Willis School of Jurisprudence on a full Claudine Gay scholarship, by doing this hasn't completely undermined the never-ending assault on the Second Amendment. I mean, if an illegal alien who no doubt possessed an unregistered firearm is seen to have the right of self defense free and unfettered by any kind of proscription, does that not extend to all 335 million of us? Of course not! Because, reasons!

I mean, look at the SCOTUS decision. Governor Greg Abbott took it upon himself to do the job the Federal government is supposed to do, yet refuses to do. And yet, the Federal government is going to the mattresses to try and stop him from doing the job they are supposed to do in the first place.

Speaking of the border and who and what is coming across . . .

Shihab Ahmed Shihab Shihab, an Iraqi migrant residing in Ohio, plotted to smuggle Islamic State sympathizers into the U.S. with an ambition to assassinate former president George W. Bush. He was sentenced to 14 years in prison following a guilty plea.

Court documents reveal Shihab deemed Bush guilty of mass murder in Iraq. The migrant plotted to smuggle two former Iraqi intelligence agents across the U.S.-Mexican border to carry out the former president’s assassination, not realizing he was dealing with a confidential Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) informant. . .

. . . Bush has previously partnered with the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, founded by Facebook chief executive Mark Zuckerberg, to push mass migration and amnesty for illegal aliens. . .

. . . There appears to be some reluctance in terms of acknowledging the issue, however, with the U.S. Border Patrol having been known to delete press releases announcing terrorist apprehensions at the frontier.

Hey, maybe the Border Patrol just doesn't want to come across as cocky and boastful. Did you ever think of that, you doubting Thomases?! Now that Junta Hunter's crack smoke has left the lungs, let's get back to reality, or at least semi-schadenfreude considering who the potential target was and his stance on open borders.

That said, the target could just as easily be Donald Trump, a synagogue or church, or dozens of targets hit simultaneously. Just before the election. That is, close enough to be used as an excuse to suspend them because of a "national emergency." At that point, would it even matter if most of the nation, correctly pointed the finger at Biden and company for being at the root cause of the attacks in the first place, since the "temporary" declaration of some sort of martial law would give them the absolute power they want in the first place?

If you think that that's tinfoil hat nuttery, then you've been in a coma the past several years. Nothing that the Kalorama Klown Komintern and the top to bottom corrupt government and bureaucracies have inflicted on us was even conceivable before that time in the first place. And yet, here we are, victimized, persecuted and on the verge of complete collapse into tyrannical dictatorship.

It's why essays like this one come across as Pollyanna bending over like the mythical foo bird and giving herself a colonoscopy as her head disappears up the lower GI tract. I'm not going to give you any pull quotes but it's linked here so you can read it for yourself if you want.

Psaki-psircling back, an illegal alien is allowed to keep and bear arms for self defense. And yet, this . . .

Video shows Adele Andaloro approaching squatters at her $1 million home in Flushing, which she inherited after her parents died, after hiring a locksmith to change the locks back on her property, ABC 7’s Eyewitness News reported. Police took Andaloro into custody soon after they were called by the squatters.

“They’ve called the police on me, and I’ve called the locksmith,” Andaloro said. “I didn’t come in illegally. The door was open.”

Andaloro was in the process of selling her property when squatters first changed her front door and home locks, ABC 7 reported. The homeowner decided to confront the squatters and hire a locksmith after witnessing an unknown woman unlock her home’s door and leave.

Andaloro entered the house accompanied by her daughter and with the property deed in hand, according to ABC 7. She entered her home and found two people inside, footage showed. One man was sleeping in a bedroom. The homeowner told him to “get out of my house.” One man inside the property told the outlet that he “moved in two days ago.”

“You shouldn’t be trying to steal my house,” Andaloro was heard yelling in the video at a man. He was Brian Rodriguez, one of the squatters who claims to be on the lease, according to ABC 7. When pressed by the reporter to provide documentation of his supposed lease, he could not do so, the video showed.

Police told Andaloro she had to untangle the dispute in housing court because the situation was considered a “landlord-tenant issue.” Along with being detained by police, the homeowner said she was forced to initiate an eviction filing in court to resolve the issue. . .

. . . New York City recognizes claims of squatter rights in people who have occupied a property for at least 30 days, according to the outlet.

Well, of course they do because, Democrat Leftists. And of course Letitia James is now itching to seize Trump Tower because Donald Trump cannot, or is being prevented from defending himself from cruel and unusual punishment based on the utterly fabricated charges by James and her ilk.

I guess we now know how these blue shit-holes will house all the illegal aliens it blames Trump and the Republicans on: seize commercial properties emptied out thanks to the lockdown mania that spawned the probably irreversible work-from-home trend, or just force people to put them up in their homes.

Hello, third and fourth amendments? I can only imagine what that Obama judge must think about that.


  • David Solway: "As Jeffrey Tucker points out, 'this [fake] president is plunging us straight into lawlessness and dictatorship,' his dimwitted and narcoleptic condition notwithstanding. But enough of the dictatorial machine is already in place to plausibly guarantee a resounding triumph, since most of the votes will be Monopoly votes, no doubt deposited under cover of darkness as in 2020. Can such an outcome be avoided? Not likely, unless conservatives finally come to realize that a rosy outlook will often hide a devastating sequel, no matter what the polls say, no matter how attractive the historical probability under similar conditions, no matter how tempted they may be by simulacra and glowing reports of overwhelming advantage."
    Why Do We Almost Always Lose?
  • Daniel Greenfield: "Prevent another Holocaust by killing the Jews is the real message."
    How The Zone of Interest Makes Jews and All of Us Into Nazis
  • John Stossel: "Four years later, have media blowhards who were wrong apologized? Corrected their stories? No. Have American politicians apologized and begged forgiveness for their arrogance, for destroying jobs, restricting our freedom and needlessly pushing us around? No. Let's not give politicians power like that again." (Too late, John. They've got it bad . . . and that ain't good - jjs)
    "15 Days to Slow the Spread"
  • "Shihab Ahmed Shihab Shihab, an Iraqi migrant residing in Ohio, plotted to smuggle Islamic State sympathizers into the U.S. with an ambition to assassinate former president George W. Bush. He was sentenced to 14 years in prison following a guilty plea. . . Bush has previously partnered with the Chan Zuckerberg Initiative, founded by Facebook chief executive Mark Zuckerberg, to push mass migration and amnesty for illegal aliens."
    Iraqi Migrant Plotted to Smuggle Assassins over Mexico Border to Kill Prior President

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