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March 02, 2024

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/2/24)

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THE SATURDAY NIGHT JOKE

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The following feature is unusual for a Saturday ONT.

The Quote of The Day

"In July, I had the same thing. My left boob, I box, and I tore my muscle, and my implant folded, and I had capsular contracture, and my implant tried to go through my shoulder, like through the tear,"Jersey Shore's Jenni "JWoww" Farley


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Oh to be younger than 29 again. Or not.

Lying in a dark room while a sonographer spread cold jelly on my abdomen would have felt almost restful, if I hadn’t had a migraine coming on.

Somewhere outside, my car was parked on a random street, with all my worldly possessions in the boot.

Life as a digital nomad seems romantic, flexibly working from your laptop while travelling the world – no ties, no rent, no mortgage – but I was starting to understand the flipside.

I’d spent the last three days crashing with friends in the city I used to call home.

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I enjoy a business success story...........

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The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM. (SFW-Video)


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The answer to the question. Never!

How to Fall in Love With Boredom and Unlock Your Mental Toughness

astery is never an accident. You can win the lottery and become rich overnight, but no one has ever mastered their craft by chance. Whether we are talking about athletes, artists, or academics, the story is the same. If you want to fulfill your potential then you must practice a specific skill for a long time with remarkable consistency.

Paul Erdos, the fantastic mathematician, published over 1,500 papers before establishing himself as a thought leader.
Famous composers put in 10 years of under appreciated work before earning recognition.
Milo of Croton, the legendary Greek wrestler, picked up a young calf every day until he developed incredible strength.
Somehow, top performers in any craft figure out a way to fall in love with boredom, put in their reps, and do the work.


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Nothing says "I love you" like the bus wheels running you over. Sorry Sweetie.

"Dunkin’ manager stole $153K from business, Largo police say
When questioned about large deposits into her bank account, she told police the money came from her boyfriend’s drug sales.


A former manager at a Largo Dunkin’ store has been arrested on a charge that she stole more than $153,000 from the business.

Molly Christine Cox, 50, is facing a felony grand theft charge. She was arrested on Thursday and booked at the Pinellas County Jail, where she was being held without bail on Friday.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE & WEBER GRILL EMPORIUM

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Tonight's Feel Good Video of The Day.)(SFW-Video)

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Being a common man has it's advantages. Especially when it comes to marrying off a daughter.

Anant Ambani is getting married, and his father — Asia's richest man, Mukesh Ambani — is sparing no expense to celebrate the nuptials.

As the chair of the Fortune 500 company Reliance Industries, the elder Ambani has an estimated net worth of $111 billion, according to Bloomberg's Billionaires Index. That makes him the richest person in Asia and the 11th-richest person in the world.

The younger Ambani is set to wed Radhika Merchant, the daughter of Encore Healthcare CEO Viren Merchant, in July. The couple's three-day pre-wedding party starts on Friday in Gujarat, India.

Here's everything we know about the festivities.


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