Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (1/10/24)

Quote I

“This was a statement of a protest to say, ‘Hey, we’re not going to just go along to get along like everything’s okay,’” Rep. Bob Good (R-VA)

Quote II

"We're going to approach this — No. 1 — acknowledging our mistake. We're going to approach it with 100% and complete transparency every step of the way." Boeing Co. Chief Executive Officer Dave Calhoun

Quote III

“My son only wanted one thing: he wanted to get off that wheel. He wanted to find a way out of being a trapaholic."

“He’s free now, so he did it. It cost him his life, but he did it.” Heather McArthur

Quote IV

“What are you afraid of? You have no balls.” Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC)

We are a Banana Republic. Next stop? Third World Shit Hole.

Guys do you think your wife is planning on killing you? Take the test.

Whether you and your wife are newlyweds or have been married for several years, this thought has, at one point or another, crossed your mind: "Is my wife planning to murder me?" Though determining the answer is not easy, there are warning signs.

She listens to podcasts about wives murdering their husbands: Sure, many wives do this, but your wife takes notes. Not good!
She always says things like "If you died, would you want me to remarry?": Yeah, it's over for you.
She has a large collection of Stanley tumblers that are heavy and sturdy and would make a great blunt weapon: Have you seen the size of those things?
Her Amazon wish list includes hydrofluoric acid and large plastic barrels: We both know what those are for.

That must have been one weird evening.

‘I will no longer be partaking in the dating scene’: Woman swears off Atlanta singles after she goes on date with a man and his boyfriend confronts her

In a nearly 5-minute video that’s been viewed more than 5 million times, TikTok creator Ashton (@realashtonb) told a story about the time she went out on a date that ended in a full-blown tussle.

The Daily Dot reached out to Ashton via Instagram direct message for more information. In her video, Ashton talked about how she met an attractive man while at the mall, after throwing numerous glances at each other.

“Probably the third time we passed each other, he said ‘Excuse me. I think you’re very beautiful. I would like to take you out on a date,’” Ashton recounted.

Ahhh, the joy of obtaining your driver's license. Genius Award Winner.

'Can’t even begin to understand': Brampton man, 25, charged with cracking open a beer while driving to celebrate new driver's licence

25-year-old accused of going 50 km above limit, weaving in and out of traffic heading home from Orangeville driving test centre

A 25-year-old driver from Brampton had his G2 license suspended after police allege he was driving under the influence, speeding, and exhibiting careless driving behavior. Police claim they found open alcohol in the vehicle, and the driver now faces multiple charges.

A fireman with a big heart. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Firefighter Pays For Distressed Woman's Groceries, Then Launches A Mobile Pet Pantry

Today's good news story comes from Salem, New Jersey.

The idea for "Bo Lends A Paw" sparked when a Salem firefighter performed a random act of kindness for a woman in the checkout line at a local store.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by "Going the extra mile!"

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