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September 09, 2023

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/9/23)

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The Saturday Night Joke Observations

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I think there is a joke in there somewhere...........


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The Quote of The Day


Quote I

“My husband was in shorts, and was getting the dog’s saliva goo on his leg.” Airline passenger Gill Press


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Late Hatch Emporium



Born on this day: September 9, 1941 - Otis Redding
Otis Redding, American singer-songwriter, record producer. After appearing at the 1967 Monterey Pop Festival Redding wrote and recorded his iconic '(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay' with Steve Cropper. The song became the first posthumous No.1 record on the Billboard Hot 100 and The Dock of the Bay became the first posthumous album to reach No.1 on the UK Albums Chart. Redding was killed in a plane crash on 10th December 1967. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Word has it that the Shivstress of The AoS is a fan of this guy.........And if not, I'm sure CBD would be. He's very comfortable in his masculinity. His choice in music? Well that's a Music Thread for another night.


Born on this day: September 9, 1975 - Michael Buble
Michael Buble, Canadian singer, crooner, big band singer and actor, (2005 world-wide top 10 album 'It's Time', 2007 US No.1 album, 'Call Me Irresponsible'). via thisdayinmusic.com

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Age, names, where are you on the grand scale of things?

If you’ve ever wondered how popular your name is, it’s easy to find out. In 1998, the Social Security Administration began ranking the top 1,000 most common first names submitted on Social Security card applications for each year dating back to 1880. The administration then whittled down the list to the 200 most popular names of each decade, tallying up how many people share the same identifier. That list has become a tool for parents-to-be looking for the perfect name, and a warning for those trying to avoid name trends. Here are the most popular boy and girl names from the past century.


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Well wasn't he lucky? No math. But, I wonder what the odds were for him to find help.

Fat Bear Week camera shock as lost hiker appears in frame begging for help on Alaska mountain


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If the Global Warming doesn't get you. If the Global Cooling doesn't get you. If Climate Change doesn't get you. Will it be the Asian Hornets?

Asian hornets are being sighted in the UK posing a potentially serious threat to humans and bees.

A single sting is capable of killing a human allergic to their venom, and just one Asian hornet can consume up to 50 honey bees a day – while a swarm can rapidly kill an entire hive of 30,000 bees.

Experts are urging people to be vigilant to report any sightings of the hornets, so that their locations across the UK can be tracked – and warn that members of the public should never disturb or touch an Asian hornet nest.


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Contributing to climate change when you don't keep your gas grill clean..........


I don't think the Pool Boy will be happy.


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The world would be a better place if everyone fished. Of course that's just my humble opinion. And this young guy will be a better person for fishing. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Little Boy Wanders Into Fishing Store Alone, Ends Up With Trip Of A Lifetime

A heartwarming tale unfolded at the Scheels store in Sandy, Utah when Patrick Palepoi, the store's fishing manager, shared a moment that will forever be etched in his memory.


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Some of these mishaps will leave a mark or three......


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The line is, "Get off my lawn." Not, "Get off my dead end street." Genius Award Winner.

Three students from Palmetto Ridge High School reported that a man pointed a gun at them after he drove his truck at their vehicle and forced them into a dead-end street.

Armando Massiate, 40, was arrested for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and intent to kill.

According to the Collier County Sheriff’s Office, the three juveniles were in their car driving to school when a large, white pickup truck approached them aggressively. The student driver stopped the vehicle and began backing up.


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I don't care for neighbors. This is one of my 1,272 reasons.

'I hope he enjoys [my] new 2AM workout': Upstairs tenant gets payback on the unit below by weaponizing her nightshift after a flurry of fallacious complaints to HOA
Mudslinging isn't very neighborly, but neighborhood feuds are more common than affordable housing. In buildings with close quarters, paper-thin walls, and rickety floorboards, it's easy to get swept up in the downright fury of a noisy, irritating neighbor– especially when you have opposite sleep rhythms. For this tenant, it was more than just the tight living conditions that sent her over the edge, it was the false complaints that her new neighbor was filing with the HOA. Now now, settle down everyone… surely there's a way to solve this like adults?


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If they thought about it once. You know darn well that they will bring it back again.

BMW drops plan to charge a monthly fee for heated seats
/ Customers can now toast their tushies without paying a monthly subscription after the German automaker removed it from its digital store of added features.


There is no legitimate reason to charge any type of monthly fee for something such as simple as heated seats.


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I don't care how they announce these sports. I will not watch.


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