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Quick Hits![]() Biden's other dog has been biting Secret Service agents, too. Joe Biden coincidentally raises a lot of damaged children and pets, huh? It was once said that there are no such things as bad dogs, only bad owners. That sentiment could help explain why President Joe Biden's dogs can't stop biting people. Bill D'Agostino @Banned_Bill
![]() The conditions for Hunter Biden's pre-trial release include, lol, him finding a real job, and staying off drugs. Judge Noreika ordered Hunter to: Spoiler: No one will ask him to do that. Certainly they won't ask him to get tested for coke, given the bag of coke found in the White House. Testing may be used with random frequency and may include urine testing, the wearing of a sweat patch, a remote alcohol testing system, and/or any form of prohibited substance screening or testing. The defendant must not obstruct, attempt to obstruct, or tamper with the efficiency and accuracy of prohibited substance screening or testing. ABC and NBC are desperate for Republicans to "move on" from the Hunter Biden investigation. Video at the link. It's a hoot. When will the media move on from urging the GOP to move on? "I wonder after this plea happens if you would advise your party to move on?" MSNBC's @mikebarnicle: "[Biden] doesn’t get enough credit for being the decent human being that you know, that I know, that we all know." pic.twitter.com/11ptWTv62H The plea deal was filed under the auspices of a provision which purported to give the judge no power to reject it? Sol Wisenberg @WisenbergSol For what reason would anyone do that, save corrupt reasons?
Oh, the DOJ also wanted the judge to assume the unconstitutional role of prosecutor if Hunter Biden breached to terms of his pre-trial diversion (regarding the gun charge). They said they wanted this to avoid the political complications of such a breach. What they really wanted was for the judge to make such breaches "go away" without the DOJ having to step in and cover for him further. Karine Jean-Pierre said that Joe Biden had no comment on the corrupt deal his minions worked out going south, because he's too busy working on behalf of the American people. One problem: Here's his schedule. He had one event scheduled, all day: Listening to the Presidential Daily Briefing. (Or, in Biden's case, the "Presidential" Daily Briefing.) That was it. He's been wide open for catnaps and Tapioca Breaks since 9am. ![]() How about they compete -- or not -- as what they actually are? Font Size: That sounds fine until you realize the three transgender water polo players in the entire world will take gold medals at literally every event. Because there are only three of them. Woman squats down and urinates all over the floor on delayed Spirit Airlines Flight. A woman relieved herself in the corner on a Spirit Airlines flight, alleging that she was not allowed to use the bathroom for two hours. Can someone tell me: When a flight is delayed, and the plane is just sitting on the tarmac -- I assume, I guess, that they don't let you use the bathrooms? How long do they insist on this? Because, at a certain point, either you declare an exception and let someone use the bathroom, giving warnings to workers on the tarmac below, or they'll just piss in a corner. I mean, at some point, you can't just tell someone to hold it in. Hollywood, the City of Dreams. Hollywood's homeless takeover: Filthy encampment full of mentally ill drug users 'who run around naked' gets bigger - as despairing tax payers plead for help
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