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Saturday Evening Movie Thread [moviegique]: The Sound of Freedom | Main | Daily Tech News 30 July 2023
July 29, 2023

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (7/29/23)

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The Saturday Night Joke


LARGEST SINGLE SHIPMENT OF MAYONNAISE

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were
disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as …

Sinko de Mayo. (H/T TNDeplorable)


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A nice way to open that bottle of beer.


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I apologize ahead of time. I'm sorry that my dreams are so mundane and I've let you down. All I ever wanted was a house on a lake, a good woman and 2 real dogs. This guy just wants to be a collie.

The dog days are just beginning for this man.

A Japanese native has transformed himself into a canine after forking out more than $14,000 for a custom-made collie costume.

The private citizen, who goes only by Toco online, says the unusual garment has helped actualize his dream of “becoming an animal.”


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Boys will be boys until they stop sticking their dicks into things they shouldn't.

Unbelievable tale of a gentleman's unfortunate bottle encounter

In 1849, a young man got his penis stuck in a bottle after using it to urinate into. The bottle contained potassium and naphtha. The potassium's reaction caused a vacuum, trapping his penis and causing it to swell. A surgeon eventually freed the penis by breaking the bottle, relieving the pain and ending the bizarre predicament.

From "A young gentleman in a bad predicament; his penis fastened in the neck of a bottle," in A Collection of Remarkable Cases in Surgery: (1857)


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People suck. 'Neighbour banned me from going in my own garden - he says I set his dog off'

A man has taken to social media to share how his neighbour complains each and every time he steps foot in his own garden - and how it's adding so much stress to his daily life


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It's Saturday night run with it Horde.

'My boobs are a 40N cup – it's a nightmare finding bras that fit me'
EXCLUSIVE: Karla James, 34, from Yorkshire, is a glamour model who opened up about the struggles of having large breasts. While she currently wears 40N bra, she thinks she's closer to a 38O cup


38O is that a Bingo call number?


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I've never been to a soirée such as this. But I definitely would go.


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Yes indeed, The ONT is an educational showpiece. Everything you wanted to know about the rubber band but were afraid to ask.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Gravity Recliner Emporium



On this day:July 29, 1974 - Cass Elliot
Mamas & the Papas singer Cass Elliot died in her sleep from a heart attack after playing a sold out show in London, England. She was staying at Harry Nilsson's London flat when she died. Her solo hits included 'Dream a Little Dream of Me,' which also featured the rest of The Mamas & the Papas and 'It's Getting Better'. Had also been a member of The Mugwumps. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: July 29, 1953 - Geddy Lee
Geddy Lee, bass, vocals, Rush, (1980 UK No.13 single 'Spirit Of Radio' 1982 US No. 21 single 'New World Man'). Lee was made an Officer of the Order of Canada on May 9, 1996. The trio was the first rock band to be so honored, as a group. via thisdayinmusic.com


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The following came from Sharon (Willow's Aprentice). She wanted to know if this was Genius Award Winner material. Yes Sharon, this is Genius Award Material.

Woman injured slightly after car windows blown out in Sturbridge parking lot
When crews arrived, they found a black Toyota that had all of the glass blown out.


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But it was only a couple of beers. Genius Award Winner.

All eight people involved in boat crash alive; driver arrested for boating while intoxicated


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Born To Be Grilled.

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Notice: The ONT is posted. No one claims permission was granted or obtained. It is what it is. No complaints. No pissing. No moaning. You've been warned.

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