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Amalfi Coast, @soniamede

Okay, belugas are pretty much telling us they have human-level IQs now.

My Big Fat Marmot.

Dad builds little rollercoaster in back yard. My dad did that, except it wasn't a rollercoaster, it was a cage he kept me in, where he fed me chickenbones and paint chips. Wanna know what I got for Christmas then? It was a banner year in the Ace household, I got a carton of cigarettes. Smoke 'em up, Acey! And then get back in your cage and eat your chickenbones.

The leftwing propaganda media keeps telling me that Biden is "healthy for his age." No, he's unhealthy for his age. He's dying. This is healthy for one's age. I don't see Biden doing this. I see him falling up stairs and tripping over cables and shaking hands with ghosts.

That's kind of a sign that you're getting close to death -- when you start shaking hands with ghosts. That's what they call "a tip-off."

It's like the end of Platoon. Well not the end. When Wiliam Dafoe dies.

Gas grass or ass, no rides for free. Except for this guy.

I can't believe I'm watching this women's volleyball clip and I'm not even looking at the boobies.

Asbestos underwear.

Cheers, baby!

Scary!

Little cowboy in training.

I have the conch!

All goofed up on gigglejuice.

You can only achieve excellence if you sufficiently punish failure.

Mother duck tries convincing her very-skeptical ducklings to follow her.

I could start watching sports again if they added CGI effects.

Finger ninjas.

Dogs want to help.

Dad protecting his baby from a fall.

Pretty girl dancing on a skateboard.

Let's slide down the hill and we can f*** all the cows..!

Seal noses are dope.

posted by Ace at 07:25 PM

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