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July 28, 2023

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Okay, belugas are pretty much telling us they have human-level IQs now.

My Big Fat Marmot.

Dad builds little rollercoaster in back yard. My dad did that, except it wasn't a rollercoaster, it was a cage he kept me in, where he fed me chickenbones and paint chips. Wanna know what I got for Christmas then? It was a banner year in the Ace household, I got a carton of cigarettes. Smoke 'em up, Acey! And then get back in your cage and eat your chickenbones.

The leftwing propaganda media keeps telling me that Biden is "healthy for his age." No, he's unhealthy for his age. He's dying. This is healthy for one's age. I don't see Biden doing this. I see him falling up stairs and tripping over cables and shaking hands with ghosts.

That's kind of a sign that you're getting close to death -- when you start shaking hands with ghosts. That's what they call "a tip-off."

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