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July 28, 2023

These Are The ONTs That Try Men's Souls!

Welcome to Friday night. Sorry, no memes tonight. I just couldn't find a single one on the entire internet.

J/k

God answers our prayers. Just maybe not how we expected

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 28, 2023

Discuss

Puppy love

I think this sport is called gnip gnop

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 28, 2023

Tonight's question: With which style did human architecture peak?

Hint: the answer is Art Deco.
Texas weather update

Musical interlude

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 28, 2023

Hit me with the WTF stick

Gotta admit though: Helpful neighbors

How to break the window on a cop car and get away with it

In other news, I have a new swear for the arsenal

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 28, 2023

No. Don't. Anything but that. Stop.

MCU, 1998

This is a gal to ride the river with

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 28, 2023

Dale Gribble: Modern Nostradamus

Rude, but I see his point

Fido Friday: Papa!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 28, 2023

Age of Reason

Age of Religion

Always test out a tool in the manner in which you plan to use it

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) July 28, 2023

This ice stuff is damn dangerous!

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the Ericofon:

Is it just internet jaded me, or did people in the 1950s look at that design and go "Hmmm"?

I'm posting early because I'm at a play, and its intermission.

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