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Wall Street Analyst: Bud Light's Loss of 15-20% of Its Sales is PermanentBud Light sales hit a fresh new low last week: Data from Bump Williams Consulting and NielsenIQ show that sales for Bud Light are down 28.5 percent year-over-year for the week ending June 17, according to the New York Post. That's a decline of about 2 percentage points from the week ending June 10, when sales dropped 26.8 percent, Bump Williams's data show. Bud Light claims that "misinformation" is the reason for their decline, but video shows them proudly supporting the Toronto Shame March, where pedophile-adjacent And check out what appeared on Bud Light's stage there -- or don't. CONTENT WARNING for cosmic revulsion. Has Bud Light lost the taint of its old "fratty" humor yet, Alissa? The article seems to spin for Anheuser-Busch, saying that people should buy their stock because it's lost as much as it's going to lose. But in offering that advice, the analyst admits that A-B's sales losses are permanent. It's time to buy Bud Light's stock even if Americans aren't back to buying Bud Light just yet, according to Deutsche Bank analyst Mitch Collett. I can't see any of this as good news: In the week ending June 10, Bud Light sales declined 26.8% compared to the same period a year prior, marking the ninth straight week of declines greater than 20%, according to Nielsen. Analysis from Evercore ISI indicates that volume declines are steadying in a range of 26-28%, though no recovery is in sight yet. Another analyst agrees that Tranheuser's loss of sales is permanent. ... Instead of apologizing to its customers or firing the parties responsible, Bud Light has decided to bring back a "beloved" icon. No, not the Wazzup guys. Not the Budweiser frogs. Not even Spuds MacKenzie. No, remember, the Sorority Sad-Sack Alissa Heinerscheid branded Bud Light has having previously been known for "fratty" "bad humor." So they can't bring back those "fratty" "bad humor" icons. Every headline would say, Bud Light brings back advertising campaign its VP of advertising called "fratty" and "bad humor." Well not every headline would say that -- but the honest ones would. So they're bringing back an "icon" that I have never heard of, dating from all the back Can you feel the excitement?!?! Bud Light reintroduces the Bud Knight Hero from advertising past arrives on social as brand attempts to regain momentum following boycott So iconic I never heard of him. Then again, I gave up football when it got too woke so I just haven't been watching television when they're most likely to run beer ads.
Starbucks denies these allegations -- Allegations of Sanity, if you ask me -- but there are a lot of claims from individual stores that owners have instructed workers to take down all the homosexual festoonery. This is supposedly video of Starbucks employees taking down "rainbow" decorations:
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