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Daily Tech News 22 June 2023 | Main | Mid-Morning Art Thread
June 22, 2023

The Morning Report — 6/22/23


Good morning kids. So, the Kevin McCarthy-led GOP House members finally, or perhaps barely, got their shit together and actually voted to censure the truly loathsome toad Adam "Schiff-for-Brains" Schiff for his spreading of arguably the greatest and/or most heinous political smear in American history; a history now concluded due in no small part to that smear: that Donald Trump colluded with Vladimir Putin to sabotage and/or steal the 2016 election from Hilary Clinton.

Considering the smear was meant to sabotage Trump's campaign, then ultimately hobbled his administration as well as set up the 2020 election to be compromised and then outright stolen by the Democrats, makes their reaction to what happened in the House that much more Orwellian. Out of everything they do, their wearing the moldering skin-suit of truth, justice and the American way while goose-stepping about and demanding respect is probably the most hateful, at least to me. And yet there they were.

Aside from the key leaders of that party, you have to wonder if the rank and file actually believe the slime that emanates from their collective cake-hole on a daily basis. I mean, to get it up like that you really do have to believe in the garbage or have been so poisoned by it to be that emotional, strident and passionate about it. Meh, I guess hate is a helluva drug, eh?

I've saved a comment that's now going on three years old already, before the coup de grace on the last vestige of America, yet it's kind of fitting on so many levels:  

Hate - it eats you up from the inside. My daughter [says] it's like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Brake lights matter at August 27, 2020 09:20 AM

If you're still lurking about, kudos to you and your daughter for that. That stated, I do not so much hate the Left as being enraged at what they have done, are doing and what they intend to do to us should they actually manage to grab the brass ring. Hatred is irrational. Justifiable anger is not. But, again, true believers' gonna true.

Psaki-psircling back to this vote, this time six GOPers sat on their hands, allowing the other side to have a nice little propaganda weapon against the others. Meh, do political parties really mean anything anymore? Probably not. The previous and more significant vote to expel Schiff-for-Brains, and justifiably so given his rank abuse of power, was killed off by IIRC 20 GOP backstabbers. Not that that would've made a difference from a political standpoint insofar as his district and indeed his state are owned lock, stock and barrel by the Left and there's no way in hell a Republican could take that seat.

But even if they did, it's worth mentioning that in that vote, of the 20, four or five came from California, a state that at one point was the envy of the nation as one of its breadbaskets (figuratively and literally) and is now a basket case. That is due exclusively to the destruction of Leftist Democrat policy, which with brilliantine stick-insect tyrant Gavin Newsom is poised to spread like cancer to the rest of the former United States of America. For those GOP reps in particular who represent a truly oppressed constituency to not vote to eject that bug-eyed bastard was particularly despicable.

Yet, given all of that, it's still important from at least an historical perspective.

The resolution against Schiff stated that while he was serving as the top Democrat on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, he “spread false accusations that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia.”

Schiff also “perpetuated false allegations from the Steele Dossier accusing numerous Trump associates of colluding with Russia into the Congressional Record.”

The resolution required Schiff to present himself in the well of the House floor while McCarthy read the resolution and for the Ethics Committee to conduct an investigation into Schiff’s “falsehoods, misrepresentations, and abuses of sensitive information.”

Schiff notoriously claimed while in his position of authority on Intel that “clear evidence” that Trump colluded with the Russians existed in “plain sight,” despite multiple federal investigations ultimately concluding that there was no sufficient evidence of the alleged collusion.

McCarthy removed Schiff from his position on Intel this year because of the same reasons cited in the censure resolution.

Schiff has never retracted his claims and said on the House floor prior to the vote that he would wear the censure as a “badge of honor.”

A "badge of honor." Why not? The Left own the propaganda machine so of course he can say this and too many people will believe it and that the censure was a totally political move. Just like what's being done to Trump which is being pimped as "justice."

Meh. To be brutally frank, I'm getting kind of tired of settling for putting things in historical perspective and moral victories. Not when shit like this is happening to us:

Mark Crosby, 73, and Dick Schafer, 80, were engaged in their ministry one morning, praying outside a Baltimore Planned Parenthood clinic and offering help to the desperate women heading for the entrance. A larger man in his physical prime struck up an angry conversation with Schafer and then started to leave. Then he turned, took a running start at the octogenarian, and tackled him over a cement planter and into a plate glass window, which fortunately didn’t shatter. The animal struck Schafer in the face, got up, and began to walk away.

When Crosby came running to help his associate, the goblin gave him two elbows to the face, knocking him to the ground. The monster then straddled Crosby and punched him in the face. He stood and gave Crosby a full-leg kick in the face before striding off.

Both men were briefly rendered unconscious by the sickening attack. Schafer was treated for cuts and aches and pain then recovered at home. But in addition to two broken fingers, Crosby had internal and external head bleeding. He was transported to the Shock Trauma Center at University of Maryland Medical System, a hospital well-known in the medical world for handling the most devastating medical trauma.

LifeSite quoted a local pro-life activist’s email regarding Crosby’s condition. He wrote that the victim’s “plate bone in his upper right cheek [was] completely fractured,” and he was “bleeding from some unidentified area behind his eye and the bone eye orbit is completely shattered and will have to be replaced with metal.” Crosby lost vision in one eye.

In a breathtaking show of courage and dedication, the two men were back at their posts within four days. . .

. . . A telling upcoming development will occur when the barbarian is finally identified: will the FBI send dozens of SWAT agents to his house for a terrifying pre-dawn raid in front of his terrified family? Will he then have to face federal charges? After all, this is how the DOJ handled a Christian pro-life protestor who dared shove away an aggressive abortion ghoul who repeatedly harassed his 12-year-old son. This will be a great opportunity to test those zany conservatives’ theory that we are living under a politicized, two-tiered justice system.

Anyone want to place a bet on how it goes down?

Not like Kamala Harris on Willie Brown's lap. More like what happened to Hunter Biden the other day. Wrist meet slap. ". . . And we're ever so sorry that the glove wasn't soft, cushy and supple enough to shield your innocent-as-the-day-is-long hand from the regrettable contact we had to deliver just to make it look good."

Meanwhile, in another part of the forest, this piece of shit fraud who stole Kid 'n Play's hairdo Elie Mystal opened his filthy sewer and emitted this garbage:

“Next time some rich white person wants to take Sam Alito on an expensive trip, please take him to see the Titanic,” Mystal wrote.

The left-wing pundit previously accused Republican Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley of attempting to kill then-Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson for bringing up her history on child pornography rulings. . .

. . . During a March 4 appearance on “The View,” he called the U.S. Constitution “kind of trash.”

“It’s kind of trash,” Mystal said on “The View.” “It was written by slavers and colonists and white people who were willing to make deals with slavers and colonists. They didn’t ask anybody who looked like me what they thought about the Constitution.”

“This document was written without the consent of black and brown people in this country and without the consent of women in this country.”

Mr. Mystal had best be careful about what he wishes for. Because that Constitution is all that stands in the way of him not being given a free trip to the bottom of the Mariana's Trench, sans submarine. Or the Fountain Avenue Dump in multiple Hefty bags. Check that, it's those of us who still revere the Constitution and its precepts, and really the Bible or at the very least the Golden Rule that keeps his windpipe uncrushed and free to spout the halitosis-flecked nitric acid he does.

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