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Quick Hits | Main | Friday Overnight Open Thread – 4/21/2023 [Roger Ball]
April 21, 2023

Baby Lizards Cafe

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A peacock soul is "called home."
Actually it's an albino peacock, of course.

Dog and cat watching TV LIKE A BOSS.

Heavy Medieval war arrows versus plate armor, which arrows could supposedly pierce. But can they? I've heard that when fully plate-armored knights were killed by arrows, it was usually due to the arrows hitting their horse, which then took a tumble and wound up crushing them.

There's a rule that all baby animals are cute. Is the rule always true? Well, here's a baby cobra just coming out of its shell. Is it cute? (Yes, kind of!)

Here's a baby turtle coming out of its egg. Is it cute? Yes of course it is, it's a baby turtle.

I'm helping!

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Delinquent Ducks:

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The last time I saw a desk like this, it had a clue to the location of El Dorado in it.

National Treasure 2: The Book of Secrets reference, anyone? No? Just saw the first one, I guess? Posers!


This orangutan agrees with Nurse Ratched:


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Egyptian fruit bat says "Hi there!"

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