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April 21, 2023

Baby Lizards Cafe

A peacock soul is "called home."
Actually it's an albino peacock, of course.

Heavy Medieval war arrows versus plate armor, which arrows could supposedly pierce. But can they? I've heard that when fully plate-armored knights were killed by arrows, it was usually due to the arrows hitting their horse, which then took a tumble and wound up crushing them.

There's a rule that all baby animals are cute. Is the rule always true? Well, here's a baby cobra just coming out of its shell. Is it cute? (Yes, kind of!)

Here's a baby turtle coming out of its egg. Is it cute? Yes of course it is, it's a baby turtle.

I'm helping!

Well dog my cat!

America still leads the world in cat-bothering technology.

Old, but: everyone loves beavers.

"I think I'm getting away with it, I'm blending in perfectly...!"

Don't poke the porcupine. Everyone knows that.

Penguin athleticism.

I just decided on a new career -- Myna Wrangler. Easy Street, here I come...!

The most important advice I can give you regarding the training of a monkey to use a wooden sword: Don't train a monkey to use a wooden sword. And giving a chimp an AK is right out!

The Infiltrator.

Smol.

Gymnastic robbery.

Sound on. Dogs just want to help, in their own way.

Delinquent Ducks:

The last time I saw a desk like this, it had a clue to the location of El Dorado in it.

This 1840 desk is next level pic.twitter.com/UEOQHZwItd
— Interesting As Fuck (@InterestingsAsF) April 20, 2023

National Treasure 2: The Book of Secrets reference, anyone? No? Just saw the first one, I guess? Posers!

Massive avalanche rolling down a valley. pic.twitter.com/xRwbY11Khf
— Interesting As Fuck (@InterestingsAsF) April 15, 2023

This orangutan agrees with Nurse Ratched:

Get off my lawn...🦦🦧🦦😅 pic.twitter.com/PG8hxxxHga
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 17, 2022

Happy dog...😊 pic.twitter.com/wuv61iS9Pe
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 16, 2022

Owner made his dog a trebuchet.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/sgChR2RApp
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 19, 2023

Egyptian fruit bat says "Hi there!"

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Dog and cat watching TV LIKE A BOSS. Heavy Medieval war arrows versus plate armor, which arrows could supposedly pierce. But can they? I've heard that when fully plate-armored knights were killed by arrows, it was usually due to the arrows hitting their horse, which then took a tumble and wound up crushing them. There's a rule that all baby animals are cute. Is the rule always true? Well, here's a baby cobra just coming out of its shell. Is it cute? (Yes, kind of!) Here's a baby turtle coming out of its egg. Is it cute? Yes of course it is, it's a baby turtle. I'm helping! Well dog my cat! America still leads the world in cat-bothering technology. Old, but: everyone loves beavers. "I think I'm getting away with it, I'm blending in perfectly...!" Don't poke the porcupine. Everyone knows that. Penguin athleticism. I just decided on a new career -- Myna Wrangler. Easy Street, here I come...! 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