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Quick HitsBreaking: Big news in the Republican AGs lawsuit against Big Tech and Democrat officials conspiring to censor conservative and dissident speech: Details on that lawsuit from Julie Kelly, who focused on Elvis Chan as the conduit between the Biden White House and the Tech Monopolies, coordinating the illegal government-ordered censorship. To hear some commenters talking, you'd think we'd be better off voting for the Democrat over Eric Schmidt. That would really teach someone a lesson. What it would really teach a lesson to is the Democrats -- it would teach them the right is a gang of losers they can walk all over because any time we even have the chance of winning, we'll cut our own throats to lubricate the wheels of the tumbrels taking us to the guillotines. So they might as well go as extreme as possible -- there will literally never be any kind of a political reckoning. The closer we come to one, the more the "hard core" of the party will agitate to give away the election to the Democrats, just to prove how incensed we are at what the Democrats have done so far. Some people said "The Democrats aren't acting like they think they're going to lose." Well, some sure are: I'm not sure what people mean by this, but I think they might mean that if Democrats thought they were losing, they would reverse their more lunatic and alienating policy positions. Well.... no, they can't. For one thing, it's too late in the season to do that. You cannot reverse yourself with 19 days until the election. This kind of reversal over positions they claim are absolutely fundamental -- and the belief in which claim make you a Good Person, and opposition to which make you a Racist, Sexist, Homophobe, Transphobe, Election-Denier, Democracy-Underminer, Russian Agent, and Nazi -- cannot just be flip-flopped in 19 days. This is the kind of thing that requires a Democrat Leadership Committee style treatment, as Clinton and other "centrist" Democrats did in the late eighties, arguing for years to get the party to abandon its commitment to Walter Mondale style left-liberalism. Or at least: Pretending you were abandoning it by embracing entirely symbolic sops to centrism, like supporting the idea of school uniforms. Reversing the damage they have done themselves will be a multiyear project, if they can do it at all. And I question if they can do it at all. We say Wokism is a religion. That is not just a shorthand -- it is literally the central religious identity of these otherwise-atheists. They are fanatics for Wokism. They believe in this like a cultist believes in Quodzak the Disgruntled. This is quite beyond politics and tactics. How do you deprogram a cultist? I don't just think you can show them charts and graphs and demonstrate to them that their cultism is causing them to lose Hispanics. It's bigger than that, it's more transcendent than that. This not who they are, this is what they are. This is their Being. This is their Doing. This is their Making. This is their All. They are not virtue signaling: They literally believe that you are a Nazi if you do not bring your 7 year old son to have a fat drag queen waggle his pecker in the boy's face. Drag Queen Shows are their communion. So I don't know what people expect Democrats to do to show that they believe they're losing. I think they are showing they think they're losing, by talking they way they usually do when they're losing, by saying that "Democracy is crisis" and "Democracy is dying" and otherwise doomsaying and claiming we're entering a quasi-religious Apocalyptic Age because they will no longer control Congress, control Italy (remember the screaming there?), and control the most important thing of all, Twitter. Like this panic-spreading pillow-biter Chris Hayes: And speaking of: Fear haunts the halls of Twitter as Elon Musk is rumored to be planning to cut 75% of Twitter's phony-baloney jobs, cutting the current staff of 7,500 to 2,000. Shivering shadenboners, that's got me harder than the Hope Diamond. streiff writes: Only days away from Elon Musk closing on a $44 billion deal to take the hell-site Twitter private, word has leaked that one of Elon Musk's earliest acts will be to fire 75% of the magenta-haired, non-binary mouthbreathers who have mistaken their job for a lifelong sinecure and way to achieving social status. Want to know how important Muh Twitter is to the Media/Very Online Left? This important: "Sociopathic management style." Via Clownfish, with further quotes. This late-stage capitalist sociopath is taking our Twitter!!! Are leftists more upset they're going to lose Congress or that they're going to lose Twitter? Answer: Twitter, though it will be incredibly sexually wonderful to watch them literally suffer nervous breakdowns as they lose both in the span of a week and a half. Broke-brained grifter:
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Looks like all that water weight might actually be from the air. A factor claimed to cause a gain of 2.6 pounds over eight years, or 0.466 pounds per year, is not what's driving obesity. Our obesity problem is more, ahem, robust than that. NYC women are charging men in advance for bad dates, which I assume means that "two women are claiming they're doing this." Sara was fed up. The New York City social worker, who declined to give her last name, had had countless dates cancel on her at the last minute. So, when a man she met on an app recently pulled out of their date an hour beforehand, she agreed to reschedule with one caveat: He would Venmo her a $50 deposit. Before you get mad: This is all bullshit. I mean, this woman claims people are sending her $2,500 to go on dates with her. I wouldn't pay this woman $2,500 to remodel my bathroom, let alone for a date. Mickey Kaus explained years ago that the rule used to be "You need three instances of something to write a 'trend' story." If I had to guess, I'd say that Suzy Fivehead there was bragging about this on Twitter, providing Instance One. Then the writer googled to try to find anyone else who claimed to have done this. She found Sara, who says that she got a guy to make a $50 deposit to make up for a previously cancelled date, and another woman, who got a guy to pay her money when she found out he was already involved with another woman. She cast that as Apology Money but it kind of sounds like the guy might have construed it as Blackmail Money. Anyway, this isn't really a "trend." A man played the saxophone... throughout the entirety of his nine hour brain surgery. As I always hear, there are no nerve endings in the brain, so they just use a topical anesthetic on the surface of the scalp. Otherwise, you can be wide awake during brain surgery. And you can apparently play the saxophone. A musician undergoing complex brain surgery in Italy played the saxophone during his entire 9-hour operation.
A cranky pissbably leftist that AllahPundit used to link all the time complains that Tucker called out An Journalist who may now be "harassed" -- despite the fact that this "journalist" herself works to dox ordinary citizens to deliberately, maliciously expose them to harassment and loss of employment.
At Twitchy, Glenn Greenwald explains to this pissbaby non-elite elitist that "journalists" are not an aristocracy with special privileges of Prima Noctae over the personally identifying information of the commoners, no matter how much they insist they should be. Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald
He linked to a substack article he wrote about this last year. It took just 10 days for the video -- posted to TikTok -- to land Lanie Gardner a record deal with the Jonas brothers! Yeah I could do that. Possibly:
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