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September 07, 2022
Woman Who Is a Chili's 7 On a Good Day Claims She Was Arrested at Airport for "Being Too Good-Looking"
The police deny she was arrested for "being too good looking."
They claim she was arrested for walking out on a bill at a restaurant Chili's, where, as noted in the headline, she is a 7 but only on a good day.
A woman arrested for skipping the tab at an airport restaurant accused police of harassing her because she was too "good-looking."
Hend Bustami, 28, left a Chili's Tex-Mex outpost at Harry Reid International Airport last Wednesday without paying her bill, news station KTLA reported.
Las Vegas Metropolitan Police called to the scene found the self-described "hospitality professional" sleeping "near the security checkpoint, hindering their operations."
Hospitality professional, huh?
Sounds like maybe she rents out space in her vagina at hourly rates.
Bustami was eventually arrested by the baggage claim, where an arrest report said she appeared intoxicated and was "belligerent" with officers.
Bustami claimed "'she was being harassed because cops [had] never seen anyone as pretty as her,'" police said.
Above, a woman so incredibly good-looking that she provokes
tumult and chaos wherever she goes, especially when she walks
out on a bill for Southwestern Eggrolls at Chili's
There's more. Upon arrest, the cops learned she had an outstanding warrant from Las Vegas. And when I say "outstanding warrant," I mean it was the most delectable, hottest, most head-turning warrant you've ever seen, mate.
While being arrested, Bustami threatened to "'spit on all [the officers]'" while saying that "'officers were perverts and were trying to rape her because they [had] never seen anyone as good looking,'" according to the report.
Above, Venus Unbound, a goddess that shines so brightly
with rays of scintillating beauty that all
who but dare gaze upon her are left dazzled and dumbstruck
More pics of Lady Beauty:
Above, an earthbound goddess who causes all
who meet her to ask "Why are you like this?" as they
step over her drunken, sleeping body as they step into
Hudson News to buy Wrigley's Juicy Fruit gum