Saturday Overnight Open Thread (6/18/22)

The following story was submitted to us by our friend Hrothgar. I didn't know Japan was in danger. But, now I do. Thanks.

Breasts Are Saving Japan From Woke Culture

No country is too far from the grasp of social justice values to try to take hold, and sure enough, the country of Japan has been enduring its own attempts by the far left to infiltrate and take over the culture.

Particularly, a feminist movement in Japan had been growing within it, but it would appear that the young women it was attempting to seduce are rejecting it thanks to several factors, but one of them is their breasts.

No, I’m not kidding.

Mother Nature can be a bitch at times.

Raging River, Rising Community: The Yellowstone Flood of 2022

Raging River, Rising Community: The Yellowstone Flood of 2022
Less than a week ago, I was tucked in a sleeping bag next to the Yellowstone River. Today, that campsite is underwater, as is the bridge that stood next to it.

Paradise Valley is a living Montana iconography. On the east side of the valley, the Absaroka Range leans tall and jagged against the skies.

Hobbies? I think I'll stick with fishing, thank you very much.

PAOLO MENNINI HAD GONE SEVERAL months without finding any unexploded ordnance. Not a single bullet. But he had a feeling about this place. We had driven down a one-mile dirt road, past derelict farmhouses and the flat fields south of Mantua, in northern Italy, and walked into a grove to reach a half-collapsed fort.

“Try down there,” he told Andrea Gabrielli, one of his employees. Gabrielli started scouring the ground with a metal detector—a beeping monitor with a long yellow handle, a shoulder strap, and a rod pointing down, roughly the shape of a leaf blower.

Not sure if this would work on an Irish Setter or a Borzoi................

The things you learn composing an ONT. Automatic Washing Machine for Dogs.

Mario Altissimo was granted Patent No. 4,505,229 in 1985 for his "Automatic Washing Machine for Dogs and Like Animals".

I wonder if anyone has ever created an equivalent type of automatic washing machine for humans.

Probably a Monday. Bummer.................

Do you suffer from hay fever? This might be better than that decongestant you've been using.

Did you know that having sex *might* be able to alleviate some of those nasty hay fever symptoms?

Streaming eyes, itchy and runny noses, thumping headaches – it seems that everyone is experiencing those dreaded symptoms this summer.

And it’s not even the height of the season just yet.

Dosed up with antihistamines that don’t quite hit the spot, could there be a more pleasurable way to wave goodbye to seasonal allergies?

Born on this day: 18 Jun 1942
Paul McCartney, The Beatles Wings, solo. The most successful rock composer of all time. McCartney first met John Lennon on July 6th 1957, who was impressed that Paul could tune a guitar. With The Beatles he scored 21 US No.1 & 17 UK No.1 singles plus McCartney has scored over 30 US & UK solo Top 40 hit singles. He has written and co-written 188 charted records, of which 91 reached the Top 10 and 33 made it to No.1 totalling 1,662 weeks on the chart. via thisdayinmusic.com

Just another day that in ends in Y. Genius Award Winner.

Jacksonville man charged with stealing street sweeper after muddy takedown
Deputies say one of the deputies sustained minor injuries during the apprehension and was treated and released from the hospital.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

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