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Quick HitsAre they saying that women have a problem with closing tabs? Because I have a problem with closing tabs (on my computer, not my phone), and I'm not a woman. Or am I? Am I trans now? Should I make the appointment? Should I get... bottom surgery? I mean, I've been a man all my life and I've never thought I was a woman before now but I understand that the Big Gender Reassignment has virtually no standards whatsoever before putting children on a regime of dangerous experimental hormones so... I guess I should just go ahead and get cut, huh? I do understand there are big, big career upsides for Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria. Which is why so many people in media are suddenly "discovering" they're "non-binary" or something vague like that at age 49. Some advanced age, like Taylor Lorenz's advanced (but unknown) age.
Hey, he said it, not me. And note that is Jeremy Handly of The Quartering, doing an "I Am Spartacus" style thing with LibsofTikTok. She attempts to dress way, way younger than her real age. Here she is trying to get away with wearing Garanamials (TM), which was popular in the early 1970s, when she was (scientists estimate) in her mid-30s: I don't know why Taylor Lorenz's age is such a trending topic. From Wikipedia: 241 maybe she needs to be carbon-dated... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 19, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh) That's a great joke. But an old joke. Last time I heard that one, Taylor Lorenz fell off her dinosaur, which bucked because her nasty fartclaim was giving it hives. I don't know why she lies about her age. I think people in the media should be honest about these things. I'm personally sensitive about my own age, but I've been very upfront with readers that I'm rapidly approaching 29, and I've been upfront about that for quite some time. Speaking of LibsofTikTok and the Babylon Bee, these two much-cancelled Titans of the Real Right (not the Fake Right) are teaming up.
I'd love to see her hosted on Babylon Bee. I wanted to offer to host her on Ace of Spades but I can't really offer her Pixy's servers and also I barely know what a "server" is or what hosting one would cost. Meanwhile -- what the fuck is Conservative, Inc. doing? As usual: Nothing except lining their own pockets while pretending to Fight For You. Perfect:
Like Walter Kern said: All today's "journalists" do is read Twitter and occasionally send a DM. This is their idea of "reportage." They believe obvious satire like this are "real stories" because they have to -- what would they "report" otherwise? Why, they'd have to get off their asses and do real work. They'd have to, I don't know, get in more than 400 or 500 steps per day! You may or may not know who Ethan Klein, "h3h3," is. He is a popular YouTuber. The appeal has always been lost on me. Although left-leaning, some people on the right liked him because he was allegedly a "skeptic" and was "reasonable" and did not buy into the left's cult dogmas. For example, he interviewed Jordan Peterson and gave him a fair and respectful interview, treating him like a, get this, normal person. But that was years and years ago. A couple of years ago, as SJWism was actually becoming more toxic and less popular, Ethan Klein began to embrace SJWism. He weirdly began to embrace it when it became safer to resist. Among the steps he took to cultivate the far-left SJW audience he'd previously alienated: denouncing Jordan Peterson, calling him a transphobe, and deleting the old interviews. Jordan Peterson warned him: the crocodile you are attempting to ride will eat you in turn.
Well, in the past, Ethan Klein had spurned SJW culture and made jokes that SJWs did not like. And now... the left has cancelled him for it, and pressured his advertisers to drop him. Which they have.
Something's not right there. They don't say Musk's name. The ticker and crawler are cut off (the video is zoomed in), so there are no headlines or stock prices to give an indication of when it was taped. Yes, I think I remember that -- Mika said that Trump is trying to tell people what to think, "and that's our job." Good catch, Joe. I was snookerated. | Recent Comments
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