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The Ace of Spades Pet Thread![]() I don't believe for a minute that dog wrote that. Everybody knows dogs don't have thumbs.
Pets are like family. Here at BuzzNick, we have driven that point home quite a few times. Pets will love you unconditionally if you show them the same type of love in return. They really aren’t all that hard to please. I remember when I had dogs, there was nothing better than them greeting me when I returned home after a long day. No matter how bad my day had been, they were still there to show me how much they cared about me. Well if you are the type of person who wants their pet to be able to sleep with you at night, but don’t want to deal with them on top of the bed with their dirty paws, this new product is definitely for you. Check out this alternative bed and see for yourself.
![]() Jack has… A very short description of a cool dog. He looks really happy there. Thanks for sharing.
![]() Vinnie ![]() -Minnie ![]() -Lucky So I keep forgetting to send these two. The pictured dog who is outside is Vinnie. He is our grandson's dog, he's about 18 months old. We don't see much of him but he does love people. It looks like you have your hands full and Lucky has paws full with that Minnie character. You have reminded us that pups are a lot of work, but a lot of joy as well. Thank you for sharing with us.
![]() A few years ago , one of my sons decided he wanted to get a small dog from a shelter. The small dog turned out to be a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Here is Aggie helping me clean off the counter from smoked corned beef. - Kevin That little puppy became a big time Counter Surfer. But then again who can refuse smoked corn beef? Thank you for showing off Aggie.
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