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Quick HitsRyan Long has a major scoop on why it's not hypocrisy for teachers to not wear masks at bars and strip clubs but to demand that your children be masked in their presence. Even some Democrats now say it's time for Biden to take a cognitive test. And according to a new Rasmussen Reports survey, two-thirds of voters agree with them. "Sixty-three (63%) of voters agree Biden's 'mental decline' has 'become apparent,' including 47% who Strongly Agree. Only 31% disagree that Biden's 'mental decline' is apparent, including 22% who Strongly Disagree." When the left demanded Trump take a cognitive test, he did. Why won't Biden? I think the problem is that he already has taken the test -- and doesn't want to report the results. Because they're so good, you know. 81 million votes, everyone. "The brand is so toxic:" Democrats fear extinction in rural US. Some Democrats in rural Pennsylvania are afraid to tell you they're Democrats. On the plus side, Democrats' losses in rural areas is almost made up for in the Democrats' tremendous gains with Conservative, Inc. writers, fundraisers, fixers, grifters, and "thinkers."
Now cops are hypothesizing that maybe this 60+ year old man was... standing on his bed and fell backwards and cracked his head on the headboard? Was he jumping up and down on it? And how tall was the headboard? Because Bob Saget is, what, six foot? We still have the problem that any fall in a hotel room is going to be a fall from a fairly low height. The taller the headboard, the more shallow the fall. Judge temporarily blocks the release of records in Bob Saget's death after his family filed a lawsuit citing privacy concerns: Cops now say Full House star hit his head on hotel HEADBOARD Namely: An autopsy report showed that Saget had an abrasion on his scalp, a fracture at the base of his skull, fractures around his eye sockets, bleeding between the brain and tissue covering the brain, as well as bruises to the brain. A toxicology analysis didn't show any illicit drugs or toxins in Saget's body. A fracture at the base of his skull, on his scalp, and around his eye sockets? I'm no pathologist, and I'm no mathematician, but that sure sounds like at least two impacts, if not three. Definitely not just one. How does he fracture the base of his skull and his eye sockets in a single blow/single fall? Or are we back to the "blow was so powerful it cracked his skull and the shock also cracked his eye sockets," in which case: All from a five foot fall? My years of experience in CSI -- I mean watching CSI on TV -- tells me that there are often bizarre chains of events that can lead to baffling causes of death, and reveal what looks like a murder to be merely a very low-probability accident. So I'm going to be watching for the reveal in the last five minutes. It's going to take a real Gus Grissom Rube Goldberg summary to explain all this. The Washington Post reporter who contacted people off a doxed donor list and demanded they justify their (private, confidential) donations is now playing victim -- the people he intimidated and invaded the privacy of were "aggressive" towards him! I've been reaching out to people from Utah who appeared on the leaked Canadian trucker donation data. "Reaching out." Everyone understands this except the shitlibs. Glenn Greenwald Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks: I didn't have a strong male role model growing up. Yup, checks out: But seriously, I've always disliked Tom Hanks -- including on Bosom Buddies. The only think I think I liked him in was Volunteers. What a Low Energy Jeb of an actor. Dead eyes, like a shark's eyes. I'm glad to hear his son saying that Tom Hanks never was a real man: Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks claimed Tuesday that despite growing up with an Oscar-winning dad, he had no one to turn to as a celebrity kid. Joy Behar announces she will wear a mask indefinitely. How about a Giant Burlap Sack to cover up those "little problem areas" between your ankles and your forehead? "The View's" most vocal co-host is remaining muzzled. I'd like to reassure her about covid. Yes, covid is dangerous for the obese, frail, venom-soaked and undoubtedly shrivel-hearted (given the hate she spits up daily) bridge trolls like yourself, but on the plus side, if you caught it... it's just Joy Behar. It's not like we're talking about a dog or ferret or something that brings warmth and charm into the world. It'd be like a snake catching pneumonia. You'd say, "Oh. That's too bad." And then you'd just put it in the trash, and get a new snake. Or maybe you wouldn't bother. It's just a snake, after all. So she should really look it from that perspective, which is to say my perspective, which is the correct one, in which her life is worth less than a snake's and now that I think about it I bet a lot of snakes bring real joy into their owners' lives, so maybe I should have said "ugly bloated worm." Update: And the bloated sow already is violating mask rules. Louisiana teacher admits giving children cupcakes laced with sperm. Yes, this is what I have come to expect from our nation's Best and Brightest. All about the kids. A sick Louisiana teacher has pleaded guilty to giving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm. Ahem. (Clears throat, taps mic): "Why of course I want public school teachers authorized to 'rap' with my children about their sexual preferences and kinks! Why shouldn't I want that?!?!" BLM organizer pleads guilty to 20 counts of possession of child pornography. As has been repeatedly documented, a huge proportion of BLM and antifa are convicted pedophiles and sex offenders. BLM and antifa are the social clubs of last resort for pedophiles and child-molesters. Why do they all look like CNN Producers? A New Hampshire man that previously organized a North Conway Black Lives Matter protest he called "Skate Away the Hate" pleaded guilty to to 20 counts of possession of child pornography. He organized a... skateboard protest. Which conveniently would be attended by youngsters.
Just one month after the protest took place, DeVries was charged with six counts of possessing child sexual abuse images, one count of possession of psilocybin mushrooms and one count of falsifying physical evidence. Almost every leftwing "organizer" is constantly attempting to organize "the youth." Think of the incentives, there, as far as p3dophiles go: leftwing political organizing is just a hunting ground for them, with a year-'round license.
Will "Lia" Thomas, get this, beats the shit out of a bunch of girls and sets another record:
As sportscasters sometimes say of one of the greats: "It's almost as if he's playing in an entirely different league than his competitors..." Yes. Quite literally, some times. But transwomen are women, everybody!
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