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Thanksgiving Cocktails [Bitter Clinger]![]() If you want to create cocktails and think like a bartender, you have a couple of options. One is to become deeply knowledgeable in all the finest products available, experiment and find what optimizes existing cocktails. The masters do this, guys like Chris McMillan, Dale DeGroff, and David Wondrich. They have nuance and refinement. They stand on the shoulders of the great bartenders of yore, the Founding Fathers of bartending, like Jerry Thomas and Harry Craddock. These guys are the Rembrants of the industry. But then you have bartenders like me. I’m the Dogs Playing Poker on crushed velvet of the industry. So when I create cocktails, sometimes they have elements of skill to them, but I mainly want them to be fun and tasty, even if they are not always exclusive and refined. One way I like to create new cocktails is to think of food or flavors that are reminiscent of a particular theme I’m developing drinks for and see if I might be able to deliver those flavors in cocktail format. For Thanksgiving cocktails, there are plenty of iconic dishes to be sure. But I’ve no desire to create anything to do with pumpkin pie or cranberry sauce. They are both done to death and there are great drinks out there that deliver on those flavors. Well, at least cranberry, anyway. Pumpkin spice can DIAF. Turkey and dressing seems a bit too savory. I suppose a cocktail onion and pickled green bean garnish might make a green bean casserole martini, but that seems rather unpleasant as well. Mashed potato and gravy daiquiris, umm no. But pecan pie and sweet potato casserole…hmm. I can work with that! ![]() If you are into simplicity, the If these look inviting, give them a try. But whatever you do and whatever you drink, have a great Thanksgiving! Cheers!
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