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November 04, 2021

Russian Tea Room Cafe

You know that rev-up cartoon characters do when they want to explode into a super-fast sprint? This cat attempts it IRL. It kinda works!

Cat masseur. Or mass-purr.

3D street art.

Humingbirds are really small. Humingbird chicks are really really small.

Turtle gives himself a speed upgrade.

Steve Inman: Creative attempt at a wedding proposal.

I identify as the guy who'll be waiting for you in the parking lot.

Antifa discovers that his frail soybones make him too light to stand up to a car. This video is actually pretty violent, so I'm going to give it the Ace of Spades Content Recommendation.

Alternating the soft way with the hard way:

The gentle way.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/mebWqCFHko
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 3, 2021

Social distancing.. pic.twitter.com/a865ZONso0
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) November 3, 2021

Who needs a human to play fetch.. 🐶⚽😍 pic.twitter.com/SJbsCVAX4g
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) November 4, 2021

posted by Ace at 07:37 PM

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