Alec Baldwin Has Been Doing a Pidgin-English Impression of His "Spanish" Wife For Years

Que loco!

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Meanwhile, "Hilaria" is full of fresh excuses.

She says it was all just a series of mistakes made by other people.

How you say, di shit of bull.

Alec Baldwin's wife esposa told the New York Times in an interview posted early Wednesday that she had always hidden her parents' true background as bourgeois Bostonians purely in an innocent attempt to protect their privacy privacia.

And she claimed she was raised by a father with such "deep, deep, deep bonds" with the European nation that "When we weren't in Spain, we called it 'we brought Spain into our home.'"

How you say, lies from de asshole of de devil.

The world then misrepresented her innocent pronouncement about "going home" to Spain, because they did not realize that "home is where my parents are going to be," Baldwin claimed to the outlet.

"If my parents move to China, I am going to go to China and say, 'I'm going home,'" claimed Baldwin, who was born Hillary Hayward-Thomas.

And will you also pretend you only know the Chinese word for cucumber?

People were also far too literal about her statements about family roots in Spain, she claimed, saying she was merely speaking colloquially about family friends there.

The people La gente should have known that when she said "my family in Spain" she meant "some rich people in Spain that my parents vacation with."

"These people who I call my family, I am learning in this particular situation, I have to say, 'People who we have considered to be our family,'" she claimed.

She's still pretending she doesn't fully grasp English.

She's claiming she failed to make herself clear only because she's so shaky with English. Her native language.

The problem was compounded by her reps at Creative Artists Agency using unverified information from the internet to write a sloppy bio about her, which she was unaware of until the scandal blew up, she claimed.

"It was very disappointing," she griped.

I just got an email from Barack Obama: "That happened to me too."

Similar mistakes led to magazines like ¡Hola! and Latina repeatedly calling her a Spaniard, including in cover stories.

Yet despite twice posing for the cover of ¡Hola! -- which has written some 20 items about her on its English-language website so far this year-- she simply never realized the error because she never reads about herself, the Instagram-loving, selfie-obsessed former yoga teacher claimed.

Even the most viral video of her -- seemingly forgetting the English word "cucumber" while speaking with a heavy Spanish accent on the "Today" show -- can innocently be explained as a "brain fart" as she nervously made one of her first major TV appearances, she said.

Que esta "brain fart"?

Ah, yo se. Un pedo de cerebro.

Confession: I liked this song at the time.

Another confession: I still do.

posted by Ace at 02:14 PM

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