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Goal: White can force mate in 2 moves TheJamesMadison will be along later with the movie thread. As always, the chess/dress pr0n thread is an open thread, so there is no such thing as an off-topic comment. ![]() 4r1nk/6pp/6q1/6N1/5K1Q/8/8/8 w - - 0 1 ![]()
Playing White, how would you avoid the stalemate threats and bring home the win? Hint: You should not try to queen both pawns ![]() 8/Pk6/1P6/8/3K4/8/8/8 w - - 0 1
How many lines to mate can you find? What's the shortest line that's forced? ![]() 6k1/8/8/4b1B1/1Pbq2PP/7K/5N2/4Q3 b - - 0 1
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Beginner Problem - White To Play ![]() 4r1nk/6pp/6q1/6N1/5K1Q/8/8/8 w - - 0 1 1.Qxh7+ Qxh7 Smothered mate!
![]() 8/Pk6/1P6/8/3K4/8/8/8 w - - 0 1 1.Kc5 Ka8 Or, instead of 4.Kc6, White can send his king up the other side with the same result: 4.Ka6 Kb8 5.b7 Kc7 6.Ka7 etc.
![]() 6k1/8/8/4b1B1/1Pbq2PP/7K/5N2/4Q3 b - - 0 1 Black can force mate in 5 moves, in several lines. If White chooses poorly, the mate comes faster. 1...Qc3+ 2.Nd3 If 2.Qxc3 then Bf1#. or 2.Be3 Bf1+ 3.Qxf1 Qxe3+ 4.Kg2 Qg3+ 5.Kh1 Qh2# 2...Bxd3 3.Qg3 Now it gets a bit complicated. If 3.Be3 then Bf1+ 4.Qxf1 Qxe3+ 5.Qf3 (5.Kg2 Qg3+ 6.Kh1 Qh2#) 5...Qxf3#. Or 3.Bf4 Bf1+ 4.Kh2 Qh3+ 5.Kg1 Qg2#. Or 3.h5 Bf1+ 4.Kh4 Qh3#. 3...Bf1+ Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and paste it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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