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I Hanker Fer A Hunk O' ONTs!Time for Timer! Anybody remember that? Just part and parcel of growing up American in the 70s. I'm pretty sure Timer could take Peter Puck in a fight, I mean, his cane was a gun after all.
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The examiner saw a notice in Landon’s court file that prosecutors had dropped charges; the examiner wanted to know if the examination should go forward. If this was fiction, we'd all be rooting for her to succeed. This Is Just Delightful I don't know what this is; An organ? A player piano? A Florida voting machine? Whatever it is, I want one.
My brother is a surgeon, and during part of his residency, he had to work in the pediatric unit. He was working with two newborns. One was getting much better and fighting for life. He was going to make it just fine. The other baby was hours from death. He wasn’t going to make it. My brother was in charge of informing the families. Devastating.
He's the Soviet surgeon who, in 1961, found himself at a research base on Antarctica. He was serving as the doctor to an expedition of 12 men, and on April 29, one of the men got sick with appendicitis. It was apparent that Rogozov had to operate or the man would die. Normally, this would be quite routine except for one thing. The man with the inflamed appendix, the man who was so sick that he was about to die, was Rogozov himself. Rogozov then proceeded to do what any man who had been nursed by bears lactating vodka as a child would do. He sliced himself open, removed his own appendix, then sewed himself back up and recovered fully. Bad. Ass.
— Louie - Your Mask Protects Nobody (@LouPalumbo) October 28, 2020 Not bad, kid. Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords Is No Basis For A System Of Government
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The strange case of the man who died after eating too much licorice So if you raid your kid's haul, don't take all the licorice
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