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January 05, 2026

Retarded Spinster Margaret Brennan Clowns Herself So Hard on Venezuela That No One Will Ever Be Able to Top It
(Except Tucker Carlson, One Day Later)

Margaret Brennan says she's "confused" why Hegseth (and Rubio) just didn't order Delta Force to not only land inside a military base to capture Maduro, but also order five other helicopter squads to simultaneously capture the other top five leaders of his regime.

Why didn't we just do five simultaneous Al Qaeda captures when we got OBL?

My guess would be: Because as soon as you do one, the entire country is alerted to your presence, so you have to get the Big One and get out, quick.

But that's too obvious. Margaret Brennan is "confused" why Delta Force just didn't execute five other Miracle Operations in perfect coordinated simultaneity.

Ryan Saavedra @RyanSaavedra

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Marco Rubio schools Margaret Brennan after she demands answers over why the U.S. did not arrest all of Nicolas Maduro's henchmen:

"You're confused? I don't know why that's confusing to you. ... It is not easy to land helicopters in the middle of the largest military base in the country, the guy lived on a military base, land within three minutes, kick down his door, grab him, put him in handcuffs, read him his rights, put him in a helicopter and leave the country without losing any American or any American assets. That's not an easy mission. And you're asking me, why didn't we do that in five other places at the same time? I mean, that's absurd."



Some delightful pictures of the retard mugging for the camera. As a black woman at the DMV might say, She think she cute.

CaliGirl: "She's suffering from Active Bitch Face."

Meanwhile, Tucker Carlson -- who spends half his time shilling for Iran, telling us that Trump should focus on the fentanyl smugglers -- now says Trump should not have focused on the fentanyl smuggler Nicolas Maduro.

Furthermore, the antisemitic Geriatric Groyper now says that the real reason Trump arrested Maduro was not for "democracy" -- and Tucker refuses to even mention his billion dollar fentanyl and cocaine smuggling business -- but to... protect Gay Marriage, because Trump's just crazy about Gay Marriage, I guess, and also, to Appease the Leftwing Gay Jews giving orders to Trump.



"Not defending the regime, just sayin'."

Joel Engel @joelengel

Yep. Carlson thought the October 7 massacre was unfortunate but not nearly as bad as the deaths of Americans from fentanyl.


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