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October 01, 2020

The Yellow Rose Of Texas Is Posting ONTs

I gotta tell you guys, having to post the ONT an hour earlier than I am used to is really screwing up my schedule. Here's some weirdness I found online this week:

I ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE HAT FIRST

HEH

HE'S HAD ENOUGH REMOTE LEARNING

NAILED IT

pic.twitter.com/cy0Qt82cYx
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 2, 2020

OH GOOD, I HATE LUGGING AROUND ALL THAT PLATE IN MY VEST

PLAUSIBLE

NEW CATCHPHRASE FOR DEATH HERE

CHRIS WALLACE IS NO MOM NATURE

ANTIFA TRIES THEIR HAND AT FARMING

pic.twitter.com/4ENTCtrQPy
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 2, 2020

THEY'RE AT WAR WITH THE AUSTRIAN NAVY

MARKETING GENIUS

DAILY COMIC

I CAN IDENTIFY WITH THIS

GOOD DOGGO

pic.twitter.com/Sm2MXMSdaN
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 2, 2020

NO SCOTSMEN ALLOWED

ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS IS FROM?

CATCHY TUNE

INCONCEIVABLE!

SCORPION DESK, YEA OR NAY?

pic.twitter.com/XswElo3OB4
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 2, 2020

SHE'S GOT A POINT

IRONY CAN BE PRETTY IRONIC

MEAN, BUT FUNNY

MEANWHILE, OVER AT AOP'S HOUSE

SPEAKING OF THINGS AOP WOULD LIKE...

pic.twitter.com/tRrMM6wKOK
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 2, 2020

PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES

MY REACTION TO THE ABOVE

pic.twitter.com/vKGMUnoqGO
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 2, 2020

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