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October 01, 2020

The Yellow Rose Of Texas Is Posting ONTs

I gotta tell you guys, having to post the ONT an hour earlier than I am used to is really screwing up my schedule. Here's some weirdness I found online this week:


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I ALWAYS LOOK FOR THE HAT FIRST

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HEH

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HE'S HAD ENOUGH REMOTE LEARNING

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NAILED IT

OH GOOD, I HATE LUGGING AROUND ALL THAT PLATE IN MY VEST

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PLAUSIBLE

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NEW CATCHPHRASE FOR DEATH HERE

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CHRIS WALLACE IS NO MOM NATURE

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ANTIFA TRIES THEIR HAND AT FARMING

THEY'RE AT WAR WITH THE AUSTRIAN NAVY

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MARKETING GENIUS

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DAILY COMIC

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I CAN IDENTIFY WITH THIS

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GOOD DOGGO

NO SCOTSMEN ALLOWED

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ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS IS FROM?

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CATCHY TUNE

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INCONCEIVABLE!

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SCORPION DESK, YEA OR NAY?

SHE'S GOT A POINT

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IRONY CAN BE PRETTY IRONIC

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MEAN, BUT FUNNY

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MEANWHILE, OVER AT AOP'S HOUSE

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SPEAKING OF THINGS AOP WOULD LIKE...

PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES

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MY REACTION TO THE ABOVE

Tonight's ONT brought to you by housing bargains:

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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