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“I saw it all going up in flames and my life destroyed in an instant and I did what I thought I had to do to protect my hearth, my home and my family.” Mark McCloskey
“Voting is not about being easier, it is about being fair and accessible. To have enough polling places, to have enough time,” he said. “It’s part of who we are as America to show up and vote.”Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick
“For him to be at the top of Bascom as a powerful placement on our campus, it’s a single-handed symbol of white supremacy.”Black Student Union president Nalah McWhorter Reason #137 I hate people.
Durkan rips protesters who marched to her home and calls for investigation into possible ringleader
What would you do if someone idled into your boat like this?
The newest proposed law from Virginia is just asinine. How to paint a bigger target onto a LEO. Democrats in the Virginia state Senate have proposed reducing the charge for assaulting a police officer from a felony to a misdemeanor according to the Fort Hunt Herald.
Is gun control dead? This seems like over confidence to me. H/T redc1c4 ‘Incredible’: June gun sales numbers are in and WOW (Hint: ‘Gun. Control. Is. Dead.’)
To the Moron Horde parents who still have children at home. It is easier said than done, but........Keep your kids off the Goddamn social media sites. Samantha Pfefferle says her higher education dream came true when she was accepted into Milwaukee’s famed Marquette University.
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I guess I'm going to hell. I don't tip my server enough according to Virtue Signaler Extraordinaire Chris Crowley. So if you go eat a restaurant — or order delivery or takeout for that matter! — then there are two things you should absolutely do. Wear a mask and tip at least 50 percent.
On this day: July 1, 1981 - Rushton Moreve Born on this day: July 1, 1915 - Willie Dixon
Born on this day: 1945 - Deborah Harry
A police department in Colorado is investigating three officers who were allegedly photographed reenacting the chokehold maneuver cops used on Elijah McClain near a memorial for him, a report said Monday.
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