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Mayor Jenny Gets Mad at Antifa Only After They Harass Her at Her Home, and Orders CHOP to be Cleared OutThe radicals made a major strategic mistake-- they upset a member of the leftwing Ruling Class. You can beat mere citizens in the street and fire guns into their cars and the Ruling Class just says "C'est la justice sociale." But fuck with a member of the Ruling Class at her million dollar home? Now you done fucked up. Seattle City Councilmember Kshama Sawant joined a large group of protesters outside the CHOP zone who marched to Durkan's house on Sunday afternoon. Mayor Jenny has been very eager to put the lives of other people's children at risk, of course. Mayor Jenny had announced that CHOP had to be dismantled last week -- but did not give the order to clear the occupied territories out. She instead just "negotiated" with them. Forever and ever. Until they fucked with her at home. Then she issued the emergency order to clear the bums, schizophrenics, ex-convicts, drug dealers, gangbangers, and unclassified perverts of CHOP out. Seattle police started to dismantle the Capitol Hill Organized Protest zone early Wednesday morning after Mayor Jenny Durkan issued an emergency order declaring the blocks-long area an "unlawful assembly" that requires immediate action. What happened to the Summer of Love, Mayor Jenny?
But as CHOP ended its history as an independent country (wholly reliant on donations from rich progressives), a new independent country was declared -- in Bill DeBlasio's New York.
Progressives have decided that taking separate votes of blacks and non-blacks is super-woke. I wonder whose votes count more? Hispanics votes count for how much of a black vote? Three-fifths, maybe?
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