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May 13, 2020

Oh Wow: Devin Nunes Says That Criminal Referrals Are Coming.
Not Just for the FBI/CIA Coupists.
But for Mueller's Team of 13 Angry Democrats.

I'm experiencing so many emotions over this.

I guess I'm currently feeling a mix of skepticism, of intrigue, and of erection.

The top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee said criminal referrals are coming for members of former special counsel Robert Mueller's team who investigated Russian interference in the 2016 election.

"We're looking at doing criminal referrals on the Mueller team, the Mueller dossier team, the Mueller witch hunt, whatever you want to call it. That'w where we are now in our investigation," Rep. Devin Nunes told Fox Nation’s Witch Hunt.

"We're doing a large criminal referral on the Mueller dossier team that put together a fraudulent report -- that knew there was no collusion the day that Mueller walked in the door," the California Republican added. "They set an obstruction of justice trap. There's no doubt in my mind that we will make a conspiracy referral there."

Let me point something out right now:

The liberal media and their NeverTrump allies -- who are also the liberal media, so why bother making the distinction -- will point that we are now in very dangerous territory which legitmately may end the American Republic.

Surely it will end the peaceful transfer of power, with one party knowing it might be criminally investigated and imprisoned if it loses an election or gives up power -- so of course no one will give up power.

And that of course is why there are no stable, long-term democracies in most parts of the world. People caught on the fact that the moment they peaceably departed from the presidential palace they'd immediately be sent to the prisons or gallows, and so stopped peaceably departing the presidential palace.

So yes, this is dangerous.

Nice of you to notice... now.

Four years into your coup.

But here's the thing, Fuckers:

You should have thought of that before you sought to undo 244 years of peaceful transitions of power, before you weaponized the intelligence and law enforcement capabilities of the United States against your political opponents.

But now you wanna cry because Andrew Weissman and James Comey and John Brennan and Peter Strzok and (gasp!) maybe Barack Hussein Obama himself might find themselves prosecuted?!

Funny, you didn't worry about these things when you were giggling and gloating over throwing Trump allies in jail.

You sowed the winds -- now you will reap the whirlwind.

So fuck off, and if this is in fact the end of the peaceful transition of power -- this be on YOUR heads, not ours.

But we will not be subject to rules that you are not also subject to.

And if we are now to be prosecuted when there's a change in administration -- so will you.

You made the New Rules.

You will now be made to suffer by the New Rules.

By the way, since we're going big here -- maybe it's time to put the media under criminal investigation for accepting and publishing classified leaks, huh?

Obama did it.

And so shall we.

I want to know who leaked the Pee Pee Dossier briefing to Jim Sciutto at CNN.

Just kidding, I already know. Almost everyone does. Including Barr and Durham.

I just want to see Jim Sciutto prosecuted for accepting the leak.

I mean, it is illegal to accept receipt of classified information, right?

It sure was for James Risen, when Obama got mad at him.

And so it's illegal for Fake Tapper and Jim Sciutto and Glenn Simpson's partner in crime Evan Perez, too.

Lawyer up, sweeties!

The system of two tiers of the standard of justice, the system of two tiers of citizenship, can only survive until the group forced to live as second-class citizens objects and rebels.

We object.

We rebel.

"It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

-- David Plouffe (@davidplouffe) June 13, 2016

Roger, will comply, scumbag.

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