The Morning Report - 1/30/20

Good morning kids. Thursday and what a difference a day makes in the sham-peachment trial. I think. I hope. Yesterday, as I was tearing what's left of my hair out of my head over the potential for the RINOs to actually force Mitch McConnell to hand this over to Cuck Schemer and the Democrats, it seems as if Cocaine Mitch might have actually been working behind the scenes to whip the 51 votes needed to potentially shut this down as early as tomorrow. As the boss reported late yesterday, McConnell looks to have put a couple of take-it-or-leave-it poison pills into the potential deal to have witnesses that will no doubt be rejected by the Dems. We've all had a lot of negative history with McConnell over the years but the one thing you have to give him props for is his mastery of procedure as well as his fierce protection of his domain in the Senate and his turf. No way in Hell is he going to let four fools on our side screw him over. Along with massive political winds at his back and against each of the recalcitrant RINOs, a couple of huge developments shook out over the course of the day that seem to have sealed the deal.

First, we have fairly recent archival footage of John Bolton declaring that naturally he would absolutely lie about national security matters, presumably in the furtherance of his own preferred policy outcomes and more recently and crucially in relation to the phone call between Trump and Ukie prexy Zelensky, the one that the Dems and Bolton are claiming was some sort of strong arm shakedown but that Bolton described as "warm and cordial." Yeah, that's just how Pete Clemenza was when you were late with a "vig" payment. Lastly, as Teh Ted Cruz reminds us, Schiff-for-Brains and his comrades flat out rejected the idea of calling Bolton during the witness phase of this fiasco last month in the House.

Second, although Justice Julia Roberts, acting as the trial judge in this madness, barred a legitimate question from Rand Paul about Eric "Whistleblower" Ciaramella from being read, it is now coming to light that Ciaramella may very well be implicated in the same corruption involving the Ukrainian gas company Burisma with the Bribems. Add that to the fact that instead of following protocol and going to an inspector general, he went right to Schiff-for-Brains with the news of what he supposedly "overheard" on the Trump-Zelensky phone call.

Third, and most crucially, forget the RINOs, forget the battle over more witnesses, we now have several Democrat senators making noises about actually crossing the aisle and voting to acquit the President outright.

Taken all together, the tea leaves seem to indicate that mercifully for us - IF it plays out as we are now hoping - this ends tomorrow. Or at least this latest phase of the over-three-year attempt to bring Trump down, because you just know that something else is waiting in the wings either after he is acquitted... OR some heretofore underage, impregnated Lithuanian transsexual stripper comes forward to claim Trump is her father and that after forcing her to have an addadicktome, he will use her to rig the 2020 election by spreading coronavirus Joo-cooties with the Mossad in China at precisely 2:59:59PM on Friday afternoon.

Assuming the attempt to hijack the proceedings with more witnesses is foiled, that Trump is acquitted by close of business tomorrow or Monday latest with the extra scoop of "covfefe" crunch of one or more Democrats crossing the aisle and make the acquittal bipartisan (yay!), the Democrat Party and their cohorts in the agitprop media will, IMHO suffer a rout that will have far-reaching effects both for them and for the rest of the nation going forward.

As the links in the politics section show, the rift between the old guard stealth socialists and the new batch of Shining Path Maoists is growing wider by the day and out in the open for all to see. Not really an aside but have you noticed over the past few days that Nancy "Palsi von Paulus" Pelosi has all but disappeared from the headlines and sound bite rosters? Yeah, I know, plop-plop-fizz-fizz oh what a relief it is, but it's telling in the extreme. If she's not in front of a camera for more than 24 hours at a stretch you know something's brewing. With this it sure seems like trouble in worker's paradise on earth. It's evident that she lost control of this and perhaps, the iron-clawed dragon lady dictator reputation notwithstanding, the party itself. Schiff-for-Brains and Nadless screwed the pooch big time. In fact, yesterday, the former said flat out you can't rely on what was investigated in the house but the latter belched up that this is an open and shut case. Besides tweedle-dumb and tweedle-dumber, idiots like Da Nang Dick Blumenthal and Val Demings didn't exactly help the cause. Not that there was a case to begin with.

But here again, the difference is Trump and the massive support he has and more crucially has earned both by his accomplishments and his style, which have exposed the Dems and their Media machine for the hacks and fiends they are as well as the possibilities of abandoning politics as usual for Trump's brand of prosperity and strength.

Circling back, despite the Democrats having no option but to go over the top yet again a la Ypres circa 1916, they are effectively a spent force. I mean, where do you go after impeachment? The only thing left is violence. And Bernie's Sandersnistas have already promised that Milwaukee will burn this summer if he is not nominated. As an aside, and a wheel within a wheel, now you can understand why the Left wants to take our guns away.

In any case, let your heart not be troubled, nor your shart not be bubbled. Stay tuned...

SHAM-PEACHMENT FOLLIES

• Cocaine Mitch Checkmates Schiff-for-Brains, "Confident" GOP Has Votes to End Trial Friday With No More Witnesses (we shall see - jjs)
  
• Dems' Case for Witnesses at Impeachment Trial Collapsing Fast... And it Gets Worse
  
• GOP Sen. Hawley: We're Watching "the Democrats' Case Just Fall Apart"
  
• Sen. Mike Braun: "Several Democrats" Squirming Over Whether to Acquit President Trump
  
• Democrat Sen. Jon Tester: "I Certainly Haven't Made My Mind Up Yet"
  
• Democrat Manchin on Impeachment Trial: "I Have Not Made a Decision Yet"
  
• Great One Levin Finds Video of John Bolton Saying Trump's Ukraine Call Was "Warm and Cordial," Goes Public
  
• In 2010 Fox Interview, John Bolton Confessed He Would "Absolutely" Lie About National Security Matters
  
• White House Tells John Bolton Not to Publish Book Until Classified Info Removed
  
• Bolton's Manuscript Landed at NY Times Three Days After NSC Warned Bolton it has "Significant Amount of Classified Information"
  
• President Trump Trashes Bolton, Says He "Begged" For Job, Would Have Started "World War Six"
  
• Impeachment "Whistleblower" Eric Ciaramella May Be Implicated in Bribem-Burisma Caper, Trump Lawyer Says
  
• Teh Ted: Hold Up - House Dems Already Rejected John Bolton as Witness in Impeachment Inquiry
  
• Val Demings Chokes On Key Question, Can't Show How Harm was Done to Ukraine By Aid Hold
  
• Schiff-for-Brains Squirms as Teh Ted and Grahaminator Ask if Obama Could Have Investigated Romney Corruption
  
• Schiff-for-Brains Tells Senate: You Cannot Simply "Rely on What Was Investigated in the House" (RUFKM? - jjs)
  
• Jerry Nadless: Our Case "Proven Beyond Any Doubt at All" (and yet we must have more witnesses ?! - jjs)
  
• Here's How the Senate Should Handle Impeachment Witnesses
  
• Comedy Gold! Lev Parnas Showed Up on Capitol Hill But Was Barred from Senate Trial by His Ankle Monitor

  CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
  Imagining Andrew Weissmann and Robert Mueller disbarred and tried for entrapment and Michael Flynn exonerated and then appointed CIA director for Trump's second term...

• Michael Flynn: "I Regret Pleading Guilty"

  OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM
  Wait, how can he call for a new Holocaust when they keep telling us that there was no Holocaust in the first place?

• Rancida Taliban Donor Praised Terror Backer Who Called for New Holocaust

  CIVIL WAR 2.0
  The author makes a rational and reasonable case. Unfortunately, the other side is neither of those.

• Our Divisions Can't Be "Healed," But They Can Be Managed (reasonable, but there is a fly in the ointment - jjs)

  DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS
  Bald, muscular and wearing an ear ring don't cut it, even in Frisco, Maine Pain Collins' might stave off defeat yet with this clod, and "progressive" labor leader has "issues."

• Frisco Official Charged With Keeping Streets Clean, and Who Calls Himself "Mr. Clean"... Arrested For Corruption
  
• Democrat Senate Candidate Sara Gideon Hit With Second Ethics Complaint (Maine Pain Collins might pull it out yet - jjs)
  
• Labor Leader Who Endorsed Fauxca-Has-Been and Sandersnista Accused of Race, Age Discrimination

  AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER CRISIS, BORDER SECURITY
  This spark-of-divinity boy needs a one way ticket on Aerolineas Pinochet, NYC hack is plain infuriating while NYC's sanctuary laws emPlisken the entire city, a look at Dem hypocrisy on border security in light of the coronavirus outbreak, ICE fighting back against sanctuary madness, and "oh my G-d, they've found Tom!"

• Border Patrol Nabs Five-Time Deported Illegal Alien and Convicted MS-13 Gang Member
  
• NYC Councilman Claims It's "Un-American" to Not Give Voting Rights to Non-Citizens
  
• De Bolshevik's Sanctuary City Laws Leave NYC at the Mercy of Dangerous Criminals
  
• The Coronavirus and China's Travel Ban
  
• ICE is Requiring "Sanctuary" Authorities Provide Warrants Before Transferring Custody of Illegal Alien
  
• Feds Expose Longest Illicit Cross-Border Tunnel Ever Discovered on Southwest Border

  POLITICS, 2020 ELECTION
  Trump flinging carcasses of red meat truth bombs at the Wildwood rally, more Americans feeling better about the country thanks to PDT, Michelito Lo-Lo hot and horny for some Ben & Dover's Pralines 'n Penis-Pander, I guess the polls show him moving up with or without the elevator shoes, but perhaps his candidacy is just his way of skirting campaign contribution laws to help any Democrat take out Trump, mixed bag for walking colostomy bag Joey Bribem, as stated above the knives are out for Bernie and he fights back by backing a Maoist primarying long-time old bull Henry Cuellar, thank you Rick Wilson and Don Black Hole for that excellent RNC campaign ad!, is Klobuchar a thing aside from a walking sausage, Doug Collins is going to primary Kelly Loeffler, will Trump make the mistake of endorsing another Pee-Air Defecto?, Iowa farmers are learning the right lessons from the Democrats, is Hillary in? If so, tell her there's a process server outside with a note from Tulsi Coffeecake, and lastly - yet again - they hate us, they really hate us!

• Trump Defiant: Republicans Are "Winning"; Americans "Tired of the Radical, Rage-Filled...Socialists"
  
• Americans More Satisfied With Economy, Security, Race Relations After Three Years of Trump
  
• Poll: Michaelito Lo-Lo Leaps to Second Place in Florida (mostly with step stools and elevator heels - jjs)
  
• Michelito Lo-Lo Bloomberg Panders, Savors "Big Gay Ice Cream" in Cringe-Worthy PR Stunt: "Mmmh" (Ben & Dover's Pralines 'n Penis? - jjs)
  
• Michaelito Lo-Lo Bloomberg Isn't Really Running For President... And That Should Worry You
  
• Joe "vote for somebody else" Bribem Leads Iowa Poll, But 45% of Voters Might Switch Candidates on Day of Caucus
  
• Joey Brainbleed Won't Accept Economy is Good, Suggests Non-Citizen Could Run for Office, Mixes Up Countries
  
• Bernie Team Angry That DNC Stacks Convention Committee With Podesta, Clinton Allies (hey, go form your own party - jjs)
  
• Anti-Bernie Dems Air First Ad, Hitting Sanders Over Heart Attack
  
• Sandersnista Bucks Party, Endorses Progressive Challenging Dem Congressman Henry Cuellar (and the internal Dem rift widens... - jjs)
  
• The Myth of Bernie's Integrity and Consistency
  
• CNN Panel Mocking Trump Supporters Now an RNC Ad
  
• The "Klobuchar Factor" Threatens to Upend Iowa Caucus
  
• Doug Collins Upends Georgia Senate Race With Plans to Challenge Kelly Loeffler
  
• 2020 Primaries: Will Trump Learn Lesson from Endorsing Mitt Romney?
  
• Iowa Farmer: 2020 Democrats Want to Give Everything Away, Are All Too Radical (I wonder what the "too much" threshold is - jjs)
  
• Uh-Oh: Hillary Clinton Says She "Feels the Urge" (sound of Huma dashing for the exits - jjs)
  
• Hillary Dodges Process Server, Refuses to be Served Tulsi Coffeecake's Defamation Lawsuit
  
• Democrats Don't Care About American Lives

  FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH
  Seriously, if after all this Alan Dershowitz still insists on remaining a Democrat he's a titanic imbecile, Elizabeth Hekawi wants to persecute religious schools as well as imprison you for wrong-think, NY Slimes poo-poos peace plan with Palis, CNN hands Trump gold on a silver platter, Tennessee lawmaker has a great idea, reporter corners Drudge and gets the silent treatment and the shameful article from National Review blaming Jews for anti-Semitic violence.

• "I'm Cutting You Off": Whoopi Rape-Rape Mocks and Interrupts Alan Dershowitz, Then Accuses Him of Disrespect
  
• CNN Compares Dershowitz to Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, People Who Commit Genocide
  
• Elizabeth War-Paint Bashes Christian Schools With "Anti-LGBTQ Policies"
  
• White Woman Who Falsely Claimed She Was Part Cherokee Wants to Throw People in Jail for Disinformation
  
• NY Times Downplays Crucial Arab Support of Trump's Mideast Peace Plan
  
• "Y'all Elitists Are Dumb": CNN Creates Yet Another Unintended Ad For Trump (as noted in the Politics section - jjs)
  
• Tennessee Lawmaker Introduces Bill To Call CNN and Washington Post "Fake News" and "Media Wing of Dem Party"
  
• Reporter Sneaks Onto Drudge's Property to Find Out Why He Doesn't Support Trump Anymore
  
• Yes, Jewish Lives Matter (National Review's disgraceful article and worse response - jjs)

  SECOND AMENDMENT
  Mammy's little baby wants him to cool it with the gun-grabbing. Let's hope that sentiment spreads.

• VA Democrat Breaks from Coonman Baby-Crusher, Won't Support Gun or Magazine Ban

  ABORTION
  They still want to smother them with love and a My Pillow, but mostly a My Pillow, and Kentucky AG could be leading the way to a showdown at SCOTUS.

• Not Just Guns: Virginia Dems Advancing Abortion Agenda Too
  
• Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron Leads 17 States in Potential SCOTUS Abortion Case

  FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
  More on the coronavirus outbreak, analysis of the new Trump Mideast Peace Plan, reconsidering Iraq going forward, UK infected by Chi-Com Huawei virus, and China as the new totalitarian Third Reich, at least internally. For now.

• Americans Evacuate China, Land in California as Coronavirus Continues to Spread
  
• World Health Organization Chief Blames "Human Error" on Calling Coronavirus Threat "Moderate"
  
• A Threat to Humanity
  
• President Trump Reassures Americans: "The Best Experts" Are Tackling Coronavirus (hopefully not Top. Men. - jjs)
  
• Arab States Welcome Trump's Israeli-"Palestinian" Peace Plan
  
• Trump's Peace Plan is a Rejection of Obama's Anti-Israel Pivot
  
• Mixed Reaction to Trump Middle East Peace Plan in Europe
  
• Why the "Palestinians" Rejected Trump's Peace Plan (it's the Islam, stupid - jjs)
  
• US Hopes to Discuss "Entire Strategic Framework" With Iraq Soon
  
• UK's Huawei 5G Deal Lets China "Influence Populations and Conduct Espionage" Using Private Data
  
• The Fourth Reich (China - jjs)

  WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
  Wiped, like with a burqa?

• Islamic Center of Irving's Mass Data Deletions

  DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION
  The downside of Trump's economic policy, Andrew Cuomo and the Democrats want to circle Uranus and look for Klingons, i.e. loose change, and two on the failure that is California.

• Trump Never Does Anything Small... And That Includes Budget Deficits
  
• CBO Projects Trillion Dollar Deficits Indefinitely
  
• New York State Now Requires Permits for Stargazing (if it saves just one child... - jjs)
  
• Occupied California
  
• California Democrats Declare War on Independence

  THE ECONOMY, STUPID
  Trump fulfills major campaign promise by shit-canning NAFTA and replacing it with a real deal for yuuuuge prosperity, Pennsy Dems fret over blue collar jobs and people screwing up their majority in Pittsburgh and another critical look at Trump's tax cuts, asking where are all those offshore profits and why have they not been repatriated yet?

• USMCA to Create 600,000 Jobs, Sez US Energy Secretary
  
• Trade Policy Is Always Political First
  
• Pennsylvania Democrat Worries New Gas Plant Will Drive White Collar Liberal Workers From Pittsburgh
  
• The Taxman Cometh... And Leaveth Empty-Handed (after the tax cuts, corporate profits remains offshore - jjs)

  CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
  Frisco cops no fan of this Boudin freakazoid DA, more great news about bail reform, Harvey wanted threesome in exchange for stardom, what the hell, Iowa?!, and let's get this guy to replace Alexander the Grating.

• Frisco Police Union Slams New Progressive D.A., Says "It's Open Season" On Cops (I sense a Magnum Force moment brewing - jjs)
  
• New York Frees Six Drug Dealers Accused of Running $7 Million Fentanyl Ring
  
• Harvey Weinstein Allegedly Once Offered Film Roles in Exchange For a Threesome, Testimony Reveals
  
• Convicted Child Molester Let Out of Prison Because They're [sic] Transgender, No Longer a Threat, Government Says
  
• Tennessee Man Facing Marijuana Charge Lights Up Joint In Court (a relative of Lamar Alexander the Grate, no doubt - jjs)

  HEALTHCARE
  Another rebuke of Palsi von Poligrip, and a look at the ObamaCare individual mandate torpedoing, that may torpedo Dems in the fall.

• House Passes Fentanyl Ban Over Democrat Objections
  
• The Supreme Court's Healthcare Decision Will Hurt Democrats in the Fall

  EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION
  Take back the schools, save the children, and you save America. Period.

• Brooklyn Preschool Tells Kids to Choose if They're a "Boy or a Girl or Both or Neither or Something Else"

  RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM
  Suddenly, I hear Toto's "Africa."

• Warming and the Snows of Yesteryear

  ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
  Our intrepid science reporter warns of a near miss in orbit.

• Two Defunct Satellites Barely Miss Each Other (well, they were growing apart over the years... - jjs)

  FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
  You'd think this insanity is confined to blue shit hole states but I guess South Dakota wants to be prepared.

• South Dakota House Passes Bill to Protect Kids From Chemical Castration

  CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON
  Christian Toto on Jimmy Fallon doing something completely unsurprising. Sucking up to a Leftist and bashing Trump in the bargain.

• Toto: Fallon Sells His Soul to Billionaire Michelito Lo-Lo

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