The Morning Report - 1/23/20

Good morning kids. Thursday and sham-peachment is underway where, if you were watching was what Michael Goodwin of the NY Post labeled a massive "TV rerun." About the only thing that was new or different from the first go-round in the House was the depths of depravity to which both Adam Schiff-for-Brains and Jerry Nadless sank, especially the former, in regurgitating and rehashing the same lies, tropes, falsehoods, distortions and deranged fantasies that they hope will convince 67 Senators, and more importantly, a majority of Americans to dump Trump; either at the end of this embarrassing fiasco or this coming November. Spoiler alert: it ain't happening. But still, they persist. Whether it's because he knows he's up to his ping-pong-ball eyes in witness tampering/collusion with Eric "Whistleblower" Ciaramella to manufacture his testimony - NB: new revelations show Ciaramella discussed with a co-conspirator removing Trump just two weeks into his presidency - or just frustration that nothing he or his allies and henchman have done since July of 2015 when Trump came down the escalator, Schiff-for-Brains has gone off the deep end.

The long and the short of it is, despite the blathering, bloviation, "witnesses," and assorted eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one meant, there is zero real evidence of any high crime or misdemeanor because President Trump did not commit any. Despite the clever by 1/1024th phraseology, Schiff-for-Brains himself states plainly that all of this is about preventing Trump from winning the next election. Ostensibly, and most outrageously is because the pencil-necked psycho claims that Trump is now going to steal the upcoming election just like he purportedly did the last one. I can't even...

I don't know how this "trial" is supposed to be run, vis a vis procedural rules, but if I were one of the GOP trial managers, I would be shouting "objection" probably every five seconds since every word that bug-eyed traitorous criminal is spouting was a lie, including pronouns, prepositions and conjunctions. But, I guess it doesn't work that way. Really, what's the point in my going on, ranting and raving? In the last analysis, whatever happens during the course of all of this is in no way, shape or form going to move the needle insofar as convicting and removing the President. It will move the needle in the court of public opinion, and further into support for Trump and revulsion at the Democrat-Media Complex.

The upsides are that Cocaine Mitch got the upper hand in getting his rules passed and preventing a rerun of the Kavanaugh kangaroo kourt fiasco, despite having to endure the endless Stalin/Castro-esque blathering of the House's little Freislers, and that after yesterday's disaster for the Dems, more and more Americans will be tuning out. Let's unpack some of the links.

SHAM-PEACHMENT FOLLIES
Again, Schiff-for-Brains droned on endlessly about the same old tired, debunked myths from the Mueller fraud and cover-up and, once again, he actually played and made a huge deal out of the sound-bite of Trump allegedly asking the Russians to find Hillary's missing e-mails. Um, that was a joke. I mean, he is conspiring with a foreign government to commit a crime... in the open, in front of thousands of people with cameras rolling?! Sheesh. Elsewhere, Tom Fitton of Judicial Watch and several other pundits shred the pencil-neck's arguments and expose his lies, Josh Hawley on Roberts smacking the Dems down for their hideous theatrics in the Senate, the debate over whether or not witnesses will be allowed continues. Allegedly a "quid pro quo" (heh) of Bolton for Bribem is in the works but Gropin' Joe is digging in his heels on that. Personally, I'd rather no witnesses be called because none are warranted. But I don't see a downside especially since the Cipollone, Sekulow and team will destroy Bribem and expose the real crimes he committed which are the ones Trump is accused of. I also want them to call Schiff-for-Brains himself since he is a material witness as well as a co-conspirator vis a vis manufacturing the testimony of Eric Ciaramella. Message to McAssKill: get some towels for the underarm sweat stains, toots. Also, Rand Paul says the more Schiff talks the more he unifies the Senate GOP, and Alan Dershowitz edjumacates Palsi-Von Poligrip on what label history really has in store for the President after all of this.
• Schiff-for-Brains Tries to Make Impeachment About "Russia Collusion" Hoax
  
• Schiff-for-Brains Admits In Senate Trial That Impeachment About Stopping Trump Re-Election
  
• Schiff-for-Brains, For the Umpteenth Friggin' Time, Cites Trump's Joke About Hillary's E-Mails, Claiming "Trump Implored Russia to Hack His Opponent's E-Mail Account"
  
• The Top Seven Lies Schiff-for-Brains Has Told to Boost Impeachment
  
• Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton Shreds Dem Day One Opening Arguments in 8 Minutes
  
• Josh Hawley: Chief Justice's Impeachment Criticism In Response to "Extraordinary" Democrat Antics
  
• Report: Anti-Trump "Whistleblower" Heard Discussing Need to "Take Out" Trump Two Weeks into His Presidency
  
• Report: Schiff-for-Brains May Have Misled Nadless on Lev Parnas Text Message
  
• As the Impeachment Trial Begins, Democrats Are Losing Their Minds
  
• Goodwin: Trump Impeachment Viewers Turned Off by TV Rerun
  
• The Senate Impeachment Dance
  
• Rand Paul Says Schiff-for-Brains "Partisan Charade" Is Unifying Republicans When He Talks During Impeachment Process
  
• How the Dems Won Day One
  
• Sen. Lee Took Notes... Counting Democrats' Mispronunciations and Personal Insults
  
• Teh Ted: Schiff-for-Brains Made Hunter Bribem's Testimony "Directly Relevant"
  
• McAsskill: GOP Senators Bluffing on Wanting Hunter Bribem to Testify
  
• Michigan Dem Sen. Gary Peters Leaves Door Open for Hunter Bribem to Testify
  
• Senators Are Reportedly Considering a Bribem-Bolton Witness Trade-Off in Impeachment Trial (I prefer no witnesses but I can't see the upside for the Dems - jjs)
  
• Bribem on Witness Swap: "I Would Not Make the Deal" - "Not Going to Turn it into a Farce"
  
• Dershowitz: "Pelosi Doesn't Understand What Impeachment Is": If Trump's Acquitted, "The Impeachment Disappears"
  
• Has Nadless Consigned Himself "To the Condemnation of History?"

  CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
  Looking to where the real crimes happened, Michael Flynn's lawyers are arguing for probation. Pause, to contemplate the outrageous treatment of an innocent man while vile treasonous traitors like Andrew McCabe are on television, pontificating instead of dangling from the hangman's noose. Also, a developing story that alleges MBS of the KSA was behind the hacking Jeff Bezos to supposedly verify the Steele Dossier. As I stated, we need to kick them to the curb the minute the Iranian regime crumbles and becomes stable and non-anti-American. Also, the man who testified against Roger Stone begs judge to not send him to prison. Every second McCabe, Comey, Clapper, Brennan and all the rest breathe free air while innocent people are persecuted and destroyed is an affront to justice.

• Flynn Lawyers Argue for Probation Instead of Jail Time
  
• Cyber Expert Behind a Report on Saudi Arabia's Alleged Bezos Hack Was Paid $4 Million to Verify Steele Dossier (as soon as Iran falls, time to kick the damn Saudis to the curb for good - jjs)
  
• Randy Credico, Who Testified Against Roger Stone, Now Imploring Judge Not to Send Him to Prison

  JOE BRIBEM, HUNTER BRIBEM UKRAINE, CHI-COM, OTHER SCANDALS
  Hunter Bribem and his meth teeth piss off an Arkansas judge.

• Hunter Bribem Ordered to Explain Why He Shouldn't be Held In Contempt of Court

  DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS
  Sandersnista getting into hot water over hinky campaign finances. Inshalla.

• Dark Money Group Founded by Bernie Sandersnista is Violating the Law, Watchdog Group Says

  AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER CRISIS, BORDER SECURITY
  Over at the border, the DHS warns potential invaders they will be trebucheted with extreme prejudice, NYPD union honcho blasts De Bolshevik for handcuffing ICE, perv Paki pedagogue to be sent packing, and illegal alien voters in Illinois just the tip of the iceberg?

• "Removed, Returned, Repatriated": DHS Chief Issues Warning to Members of Migrant Caravan
  
• "These Guys Are Not The Enemy": NYPD Union Leader Hits De Bolshevik For Anti-ICE Policies
  
• Teacher Accused of Molesting 13-Year-Old Student Faces Deportation
  
• Illinois Officials Find 545 Non-Citizens Registered to Vote. Tip of the Iceberg? (just the tip... - jjs)

  POLITICS
  Trump set to raise the rafters at Jersey rally, anti-Sandersnista CNN has a poll with him leading the pack, Bribem snaps at CBS hack, Fauxca-Has-Been laying to groundwork to impeach the entire Trump judiciary, Tank Abrams farts out a funny one, Toothy McBigTits spouts total Commie line, Michelito Loveless climbs the high chair to fourth place, a look at his education is more of the same Leftist garbage, Wisconsin successful in purging voter rolls, more on the attempt to destroy the electoral college and the Senate (meh, that happened with the 17th Amendment), on Catholicism and liberalism, happy anniversary to POTUS and FLOTUS, and the author of the last essay is singing from my hymnal, especially the last paragraph.

• Trump Rally in NJ Next Week Has 100,000 Ticket Requests, Venue Only Holds 7,400
  
• CNN Poll: Sandersnista Takes Over Top Spot From Bribem
  
• Bernie's Billionaires
  
• Joe Bribem Snaps at CBS News Reporter for Asking About Bernie Sandersnista Spat
  
• Elizabeth Hekawi Unleashes on Trump Judges: "Homophobic, Racist, Sexist, Anti-Voter" (laying the groundwork to impeach all the judges, and stop RBG's replacement - jjs_
  
• Comedy Gold! Tank Abrams Sez "We Have to Stop Re-Litigating Past Elections" (I'll bet Brian Kemp is relieved to hear that [sarc] - jjs)
  
• Toothy McBigTits AOC Goes Full Commie: "No One Ever Makes a Billion Dollars. You Take a Billion Dollars"
  
• National Poll: Michaelito Lo-Lo Bloomberg Hits 4th Place
  
• Michelito Lo-Lo Bloomberg's Plan For Black Americans Doubles Down on the Left's Failures
  
• Democrats Take a Hit in the Badger State
  
• A Republic We Should Keep
  
• A Catholic Debate Over Liberalism
  
• President Trump and First Lady Melania Celebrate 15th Anniversary As Dems Impeachment Farce Implodes
  
• When Will Conservatives Understand That It's Not a Contest of Ideas?
  
• The Rage of the Democrats (the author must be reading my rants - jjs)

  FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH
  In the real world with a real news organization, Joe Lockhart would be shitcanned. Meh, he'd never even get hired, CNN hires yet another hack stooge, Florida GOP leader targets Big Brother Tech, SCOTUS to decide atheism in schools and Joe Bribem hates big tech over censorship... because he thinks they don't do enough of it.

• CNN Analyst Joe Lockhart Admits He Fabricated Conversation Between GOP Senators
  
• CNN Makes Most Perfect CNN Hire In History
  
• Florida GOP Leader Joe Gruters: Politicians Are Afraid of Standing Up to Big Tech
  
• Supreme Court to Decide if Atheism Can Keep Its Monopoly On K-12 Schools
  
• Joe Bribem's Grand Plan To Suppress Internet Freedom

  SECOND AMENDMENT
  I got your terrorism right here, ass-munch, reading the tea leaves on Virginia's future and the Texas hero who prevented a massacre rips Michelito Lo-Lo a new one.

• Virginia Dem: Gun-Rights Rally Was "Terrorism" (where are you hiding the "victims?" - jjs)
  
• Civil War Redux? Some Virginia Counties May Want to Secede to Join West Virginia Over Gun Control
  
• Virginia Is for (Gun) Lovers
  
• Texas Church Hero Unloads on Michelito Lo-Lo Bloomberg: "Carnage" "Significantly Greater" With His Policies

  ABORTION
  President Trump makes history, Marist poll shows how shockingly out of touch the Left is with real America, and suddenly, medical science can feel their pain.

• Donald Trump to Become First US President to Speak at March for Life
  
• Trump Proclaims "National Sanctity of Human Life Day"
  
• Marist Poll: Two-Thirds of Americans Want Candidate Who Supports "Significant Restrictions" on Abortion
  
• Medical Science Flips on Fetal Pain. What Else Will Doctors Change Their Minds About?

  FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
  Ho Lee Fook for real as China quarantines millions in Wuhan over this new virus, Tom Cotton urges Trump admin to put a temporary travel ban on China over this, U Minnesota jailed for Pooh-Pooh-ing Xi, Michael Ledeen and Caroline Glick weigh in on Iran post-Queso Salamander, US lawmakers warn Georgia about backsliding, what's Putin up to with the dissolving of the Duma?, and three US firefighters die in a plane crash fighting the Australian arson-caused wildfires. RIP.

• Wuhan, China Stops Outbound Flights, Trains to Fight Virus; Death Toll There at 17; Millions Quarantined
  
• Tom Cotton Urges Trump Administration to Consider Banning Travel from China over Coronavirus
  
• China Jails U Minnesota Student Over Tweets Mocking Dictator Xi Jinping
  
• Ledeen: The Death Spiral of the Islamic Republic
  
• Glick: Trump's Domestic Opponents Support the Iranian Regime
  
• Lawmakers Warn Georgia Over Anti-US Backslide
  
• What is Putin Thinking?
  
• Three US Firefighters Killed in Australia Plane Crash Battling Wildfires

  WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
  Daniel Greenfield reports ignorance of the law is always an excuse with the religion of Ikeeeeelyou-and rape your children.

• Greenfield: Cops - Muslim Sex Grooming Gangs "Didn't Understand That It Was Wrong"

  DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION
  Don't let De Bolshevik and elder Fredo see this one.

• A Neighborhood Grows in Brooklyn (a NYC success story - jjs)

  THE ECONOMY, STUPID
  "Decentralizing economic power is key to restoring both the economic and social health of our nation" says the author.

• Beyond Davos: Finding Economic Independence and Prosperity

  CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
  Our speech is violence, their violence is speech, and maybe they were suicides...

• Construction Worker Allegedly Kills Pro-Trump Boss After Arguing Politics, Puts American Flag Over His Body
  
• Two Convicted Child Molesters Beaten to Death in California Prison (well, it's not the Manhattan Correctional Center... - jjs)

  HEALTHCARE
  Thankfully, they weren't Jewish scientists because no one in England wants Joo-cooties.

• British Scientists May Have Found Cure For Cancer... By Accident

  EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION
  Harvard hard-wired for insanity.

• Harvard Embraces Debunked "Implicit Bias" Test that Labels You a Racist

  RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM
  Kiddie climate suit dismissed, not because it was a crock of shit but because of lack of standing, and Fat Albert Gore praises mentally-disturbed Scoldilocks in desperate attempt to re-start his scam.

• The Disturbing Dismissal of the Kiddies' Climate Lawsuit
  
• Al Gore Gushes About Scoldilocks Thunberg: "Nobody Speaks Truth to Power as She Does"

  FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
  What the hell is wrong with Canada? Meh, this crap is here too as you can see by the last link.

• Father Banned From Coaching Son's Hockey Team for Refusing to Take Gender Identity Course, Report Says
  
• Biological Male Who Broke Woman's Skull In MMA Fight Named "Bravest Athlete in History"

  CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON
  The only thing ugly about Kellyanne Conway is that Johnny Roastbeef-looking blivet she's married to, Christian Toto reminds us how not-so-Swift is Taylor, and Lilibet beats Farkle and the Farkle Family.

• Silly Feminist, Screenshots Are Forever! Dem Hack Deletes Tweets Mocking Kellyanne Conway's Looks
  
• Toto: "Woke" Taylor Swift - I'm on the "Right Side of History"
  
• In Royal Showdown, Queen Elizabeth Bests Meghan Markle

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