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“So what we’re trying to do is put the border wall up to push illegal apprehensions to areas that they can patrol, they can apprehend and interdict folks, and the like. That’s our goal, that’s our strategy and it’s working,” Chad Wolf, the acting secretary of the Department of Homeland Security
"They also told me that I wouldn't get sick for 30 or 40 years. I'll most likely be dead by then anyway, so I couldn't care less."Naoto Matsumura
”He was in Congress for years. He had one senator support him. Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done. He was a career politician. It’s all just baloney and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it.” Hillary Clinton
“It’s as bad as if someone burned a cross in someone’s yard. We have got to stop this. This is not the Wild West. We should be able to civilly disagree with one another, where you’re not displaying acts of murder on your front lawn,” Elesha Gayman
The American Dream is back,bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. No one is benefitting more than America’s middle class.President Donald Trump
In fact, researchers have found that sleep plays a vital role in the functioning of nearly every organ system in the body. At the same time, medical conditions, a busy schedule, and even the simple unavoidable act of aging constantly challenge the number of hours we allow ourselves. But that begs the question: how much sleep do we actually need? And can we train ourselves to need less?
That’s right: From now on, you will not be the ultimate arbiter of your own bad or good choices, at least not without fear of prosecution. We’re not talking getting roofied at a bar—current penal laws already list “mentally disabled or mentally incapacitated” (as well as “forcible compulsion,” “incapable of consent by reason of being physically helpless” and being below certain age thresholds) as reasons why a person cannot consent to have sex. We are talking ipso facto being considered incapable of giving consent due to having consumed alcohol. Should you choose to go ahead and have sex while drunk, you will by default be seen as a victim (or perpetrator) driven by what you wanted at the time, a person, in the charming words of Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr., “unable to control his or her conduct due to that intoxication.”
Over the last few years, Customs and Border Protection has been rolling out facial recognition programs at ports of entry across the country, including the nation’s international airports. Now, the agency is increasing the use of the technology for its optional Global Entry program.
You too can be an entrepreneur for $10K. Chick-Fil-A franchises are only $10K, but there's a catch. Of course there is. Why Chick-fil-A franchises are so cheap Cankles Clinton laughed about it. Now France's Marcon isn't happy. A day after France's Emmanuel Macron condemned Turkey's transferring Free Syrian Army (FSA) militants to fight in Libya at the Berlin peace conference, a new video has surfaced and is going viral which shows a group of foreign fighters strolling through the streets of Tripoli. Muammar al-Gaddafi was no angel. But then again the Islamists in the Middle East are not either. Nature hates a vacuum. Just WTF did you think was going to happen when you took Gaddafi out?
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM Well this certainly sucks. Married for two weeks and groom finds out his wife is a man. Guess there was not a whole lot of consummation going on there. In a news story you would expect to read on websites like The Onion, a Ugandan holy man was suspended from his duties as imam, after it was discovered that he had unknowingly wed a fellow man. Goat and 9 year old jokes are all fair game.
Black Pastor Comes Clean, Admits Trump Is More ‘Pro-Black” Than Obama Dooming Dems In 2020
A high profile critic of Google, who accused the search engine of meddling in the 2016 election, has now suggested his wife's fatal car crash was not an accident.
The study analyzed a total of 309 housing markets in eight countries — Australia, Canada, Hong Kong, Ireland, New Zealand, Singapore, the UK, and the United States.
A fraught, multi-million-dollar legal battle over the frozen head of a now-deceased biochemist escalated into fraud claims this week, after four years of wild allegations that at one point involved talk of a wax dummy head and an alleged hidden will.
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How long can you tread water. Not long enough if you are a Genius Award Winner. A Florida man attempted a “not so great escape” last week when he tried hiding from deputies underwater in a pond – an “action movie” stunt that officials easily foiled when he came up for air, authorities said. A click of the story is a must. His tattoos are just stunning.
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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, November 2
Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, Nov. 2 So many surprises so close to the election! The Classical Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival Daily Tech News 2 November 2024 Día de los Muertos ONTs Ava-launch Cafe Bill Clinton, Campaigning for Kamala: Israel's Prime Minister Barak Offered Yasser Arafat and Hamas 96% of Gaza and 4% of Israel and They Turned It Down Because They Didn't Want a Homeland, They Just Wanted to Murder Jews Republicans: The Democrats Are So Insane Right Now That When We Tell People Their Agenda, They Don't Believe Us. So We Have to Tone Down the Democrats' Real Agenda So People Believe a Censored Version of Their Agenda White House Orders Government Stenographers to Alter the Transcript of Biden's "Garbage" Comments, Turning the Historical Record Into a Democrat Lie Search
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