The Morning Rant

"And since the Democrats are still running options out of the Kavanaugh playbook, the Republicans need to be on guard for any last-minute tomfoolery or some surprise witness nobody's ever heard of before that they'll pull out of their ass after the game clock has expired. They know they can't win in a fair, fact-based trial, so they're going to drag this out as long as possible and turn it into the biggest clown show they possibly can.

"This is what I would do now. For the future, I would insist on impeachment rule changes, namely, that impeachment vote must be bipartisan. That is, the Senate will not accept any impeachment vote from the House where there is not at least X percent of the votes from one of the parties, say 10 percent, or 25 percent, or whatever. Because, otherwise, impeachment is just a partisan clown show with commemorative pens, celebrity selfies, and balloons and pony rides for the kids. You know, kind of like this one."

President Trump Should Continually Retweet This:

That Hill show has always been my favorite comedy.

Sound on🔊

(Credit goes to PBS for video.) pic.twitter.com/JlmDtIedJH

— Breitbear News Network (@BearUKnow) January 16, 2020

Impeachment Swag:

GOAT?

🚨BREAKING🚨: Reporters try to interview Soleimani's grieving widow and she ASSAULTS them! The religion of peace? pic.twitter.com/OODIuwrpQ2

— Jewpiter🕎 (@Jewpiter_) January 9, 2020

Who Dis:

(Yeah, I know this looks like you-know-who, but trust me, it ain't her.)

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