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January 17, 2020

Surprise! CNN Spends 24 Straight Hours Denouncing Trump and Praising CNN "Journalists" as Brave Heroes

CNN's decided that it's not a real news organization and therefore cannot cover much actual news.

One beat CNN can own, however, is The CNN Beat. CNN really excels at covering itself.

See the supercut from Newsbusters.

Noted New Years Eve drunk and sexual-innuendoist Anderson Cooper called it a "slur;" Jake Tapper called it "indecent."

There was almost too much Virtue Signalling on Twitter yesterday --if you can imagine such a thing!

Tucker Carlson's fat weakling punching bag -- no, not that one, I mean the one at the Washington Post -- deemed a minor insult in a hallway "chilling."

The article Eric Wemple linked deemed it a "vile insult," you know, like pretty much on par with Nazi propaganda against gypsies and Jews.

These poor people.

Jeff Zucker immediately scrambled his otherwise-unemployable Designated Deplatformer and under-desk dick-suck Oliver Darcy into action:

Jake Tapper immediately decided to do some Real Journ0lizming, which consisted, it appears, of of sending a "Wut up" DM to Joe Biden Surrogates Cindy and Meghan McCain...

Has anyone else noticed that 95% of CNN's "reporting" simply consists of Telling on people? Calling bosses and stuff and trying to get people fired or suspended?

Or eaten, in the case of Meghan McCain?

Jake Tapper's so distraught by this he might suddenly remember he pretends to Support the Vets.

CNN's very own Bruce-Villanche-in-a-heavily-padded-blazer decided he needed to be heard... on Twitter, as usual...

And in case you were wondering, "Will the NeverTrump Stay-At-Twitter Virtue-Signalling househusbands weight in?," the answer is of course an emphatic Twitter YASSSS!

Obese liberal Jonah Goldberg boldly declared he's a "non-team player" as he immediately rushed to play defense for his team:

He's almost as desperate to curry favor with CNN as Erick Erickson.

And he should be. I think he realizes he is all but unemployable now. When Fox realizes their ratings fall whenever his stupid fat donut-glazed face is on TV, and when his liberal benefactors stop subsidizing his Middle School Newsletter, where's he gonna go, except CNN?

Bill Kristol's donors can't keep every fat soft liberal in pastry.

Someone named "Oregon Muse" chimed in too, whoever that is:

Update: Are Joe Biden Surrogates Cindy and Meghan McCain certain that the the scumbag McCain would not insult a reporter?

Here's John McCain ripping a female reporter with f-bombs.

By the way, John McCain is currently in hell, hanging out with Judas, crashing planes, dumping wives, and sleeping with best friend's wives (as is his wont).

Thanks to Jane D'Oh.

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