The Morning Report - 10/31/19

Good morning kids. Happy Halloween and let's dive right into the sewer this Thursday morning where it seems as if this promised vote on impeachment procedures, or whatever the hell Palsi Pelosi describes it to cover up for the fact that it's not impeachment, looks like it's in serious trouble. Longtime Palsi ally and majority whip Steny Hoyer is not even confident he can get the votes because, despite the media's lies to the contrary, impeachment is political death, especially to those Democrats in purple or red districts. The polling proves it, even in one published by the Slimes and Siena College from battleground states. But still they persist, because impeachment is their platform - not immigration, gun control, abortion, healthcare, or anything else, mostly because all their positions are so utterly repulsive to a majority of Americans. And now that they have decided to openly espouse them instead of doing the socialist version of taqqiya, silencing the opposition along with seditious and even treasonous acts are the order of the day to obtain absolute power. Plus, as we have learned all too well with every Wile E. Coyote surefire plan to oust Trump, this Ukraine gambit is not the end nor anywhere near the end. The "impeachment" resolution slated for today gives the Democrats carte blanche to go after Trump, his business dealings, family and allies in almost every area of his past public and personal life. As if to rub salt into an open wound, one of the people, biologically anyway, who sits on the rules committee and crafting the guidelines for impeachment is none other than Alcee Hastings. Alcee-Fucking-Hastings. For those not aware, Alcee Hastings was a federal judge from Florida who was impeached, convicted and removed from the bench on charges of bribery, one of only eight judges IIRC who have ever been removed from the bench in US history. You'd think that that would be enough to send one into the wilderness to avoid the scorn and derision of the public as well as to attempt to repent and atone. Well, you'd be wrong as Alcee Hastings actually ran for and won a House seat and has been there since 1993. Meh, forget Hastings; what does that say for his constituents? Yeah, I know.

Tired of all this banana republic third world tyrannical dumb-fuckery, Matt Gaetz has filed an ethics complaint against Schiff-for-Brains, Ol' Yeller Levin dismantles Palsi's theatrics, Pompeo defends the President's "perfect" call with Zelensky and blasts Hunter Bidet in the bargain, Cocaine Mitch tells it like it is, uniform or not, this Vindman is a complete fraud and this quid pro quo bullshit is bullshit.

IMPEACHMENT FOLLIES

• Hoyer on Impeachment Vote: "I Don't Know Whether We Are Going to Get Every Democrat"
  
• Palsi Pelosi's Halloween Impeachment Plan Vote Scares Democrats, Splinters House Majority
  
• Rep. Gaetz Files Ethics Complaint Against Schiff-for-Brains Before House Votes to Give Him "Unprecedented Power"
  
• House Impeachment Resolution Authorizes Fishing Expedition Probes that Go Far Beyond Ukraine
  
• Democrat Alcee Hastings, Who Was Impeached and Removed, Makes Impeachment Rules
  
• New York Times Upshot/Siena College Poll: Majority of Voters Oppose Impeachment and Removal in Battlegrounds
  
• Ol' Yeller Levin: Here's Why Palsi Pelosi's Resolution Doesn't Do Anything
  
• Pompeo Forcefully Defends Trump's Ukraine Phone Call, Takes Shot at Hunter Bidet
  
• Cocaine Mitch: Impeachment "Is Whatever a Majority of the House Decides It Is..."
  
• Well Whaddya Know: Ukraine Whistleblower Is a Bidet, Schiff-for-Brains, and DNC Errand Boy
  
• Schiff Wrecked
  
• Enough "Quid Pro Quo" Gaslighting

  CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
  Emmett Tyrell thinks the walls are finally closing in on the coup plotters and Vindman is a hero but Michael Flynn is a traitor? Disgusting.

• The Bell Is About to Toll
  
• Why Is Vindman a War Hero but Flynn a Traitor?

  JOE BIDET, HUNTER BIDET UKRAINE & CHI-COM SCANDALS
  Joe Bidet's racket with his drunken failure of a spawn goes back quite a ways, well before Ukraine.

• Joe Bidet Repeatedly Asked Federal Agencies To Do What His Son's Lobbying Clients Wanted

  AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, MIGRANT INVASION, BORDER SECURITY
  To the border we go where the GOP-e is naturally looking to torpedo border hawk Ken Cuccinelli. Of course they are piling on with the Democrats, in this case embodied by the repulsive Debbie Wasserman-Test who emitted clouds of halitosis-wrapped lies accusing Cuccinelli and the president of promoting white supremacist ideology. Lady, when you finally remove the penises of the Awan Brothers from your various receptacles, perhaps you can deign to tell us how you let two Pakistani-Americans of dubious loyalty be in charge of the servers of United States lawmakers and have access to highly sensitive information that they were in no way privy to. We are still awaiting answers. PS: Miracle Whip beats Hellman's. What a repulsive slag.

  Also, nearly 20% of the population reportedly speaks a foreign language in their home. I might add that I don't know how many in that number are actual citizens but the figures are kind of significant, and lastly the drive for open borders should be pissing off millenials in a big way. Should be.

• GOP Establishment Looks to Torpedo Ken Cuccinelli as Possible DHS Chief (open borders traitors - jjs)
  
• Watch - Ken Cuccinelli Takes on Debbie Wasserman-Test: "You Can Get Away with Not Telling the Truth"
  
• Record 67 Million in US Speak Foreign Language at Home, Equal to Population of France
  
• Stapling Green Cards to Diplomas Is Stupid and Suicidal

  CIVIL WAR 2.0
  It takes a special kind of sick to cheer on a wildfire, and the dissolution of America and the last vestiges of the ties that bind us continue apace.

• Leftists Erupt In Glee As 1,300 Acre "Easy Fire" Threatens Reagan Presidential Library
  
• Linking Incompatibles Is the Left's Stock-in-Trade

  OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM
  Bernie loves Israel... the way Jerry Nadler loves 15 pounds of brisket just placed in front of his maw.

• Prior To Rally With Bro-Fo Omar, Bernie Sandersnista Says He Believes In Israel's Right To Exist

  DEMOCRAT-LEFTIST SCANDALS, CRIMES, CHUTZ-POCRISY, MESHUGAS
  Well looky here; Bro-Fo Omar gets some dodgy campaign funding from Turk Turdogan. Gee, I wonder why she would've voted "present" on the Armenian genocide resolution. Also, Susan Collins' challenger breaks campaign finance laws, or Day-Ending-in-Y Dept. entry for Democrats, Dem dame running for Missouri governor approved funding for porn for adolescents, and Saudi who gave money for Obama inaugural cops a plea. Nothing to see here, move along...

• One of Turk Turdogan's Biggest Allies Contributed To Bro-Fo Omar's Campaign
  
• Bro-Fo Omar's Strange Affinity for Turkey's Islamist Tyrant
  
• Ethics Commission Says Collins Challenger Broke Campaign Finance Law
  
• Missouri Dem Gubernatorial Hopeful Approved Public Funding for Obscene, Sex-Driven Forum
  
• Obama-Clinton Fundraiser Imaad Zuberi Cops a Plea

  POLITICS
  Kamala-Toe sinking, Brokeback Booker defends Joey Bidet as only he can, Utah voters have had it with Pee-Air Defecto's Trump-bashing, Bernie knows optics and promises fundamental transformation, Cookie Milano attempts to defend Katie Hill, NY lawmaker pushes the prison vote, and Daniel Greenfield on what the abandonment of Christian faith by Democrats means for the nation.

• Kamala-Toe Harris Laying Off Staff, Restructuring Campaign: Report
  
• Brokeback Booker Says He'll "Fight" Anyone Who Attacks Joe Bidet... Right Before He Attacks Joe Bidet
  
• Utah Voters Don't Like Mittelschmerz's Attitude Towards Trump
  
• Metaphor Alert: Bernie Sandersnista Campaigns in Front of Empty Store Shelves
  
• Sandersnista: "We Will Change the Value System of This Country" (you mean back to the G-d-fearing society it was 60 years ago? - jjs)
  
• Cookie Milano: If Katie Hill Were a Man There Would Be "a Very Different Outcome" (you mean, like Al Franken? - jjs)
  
• NY Lawmaker Introduces Bill to Give Prisoners Right to Vote
  
• Greenfield: A Majority of White Democrats Have Become Non-Christian... And What That Means for America

  FIRST AMENDMENT, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, BIG BROTHER BIG TECH
  Twitter announces political advert ban. I wonder how they will figure a workaround for Leftists. Also, NY Slimes with egg on face over calling war hero edited from Trump's dog pic "offended" when he wasn't, WaPo apology over Al-Baghdadi description about as sincere as you'd imagine, Stephanie Ruhle drool, and the Dallas Morning News is dead on about California's madness as exemplified by the wildfires.

• Twitter to Ban Political Ads Globally (what workarounds will they give Leftists? - jjs)
  
• War Hero Edited Out Of Trump's Dog Meme Laughs When NY Slimes Calls For Comment: "Not Offended"
  
• The Washington Post Bows Before Austere Marxist Cult (I hope Nick Sandmann wipes them out - jjs)
  
• MSNBC Host Outraged Senate Republicans Won't Pass Democratic Agenda
  
• Dallas Morning News Exposes California's Utopian Failure

  SECOND AMENDMENT
  Good day for the 2-A.

• Pennsy Judge Strikes Down Gun Control Ordinances Implemented After Synagogue Massacre

  ABORTION
  This Brian Sims fiend only apologizes for harassing pro-life protesters because he fears censure. Prick. Also, Kanye West still impresses as the scales fall from his eyes, perhaps no more abortion clinics in Missouri, and after Coonman Baby-Crusher's disastrous performance about smothering newborns with a My Pillow, Planned Parenthood sent their messaging triage unit to him within an hour to give him tips and tricks of the "what I really meant to say" variety.

• Dem Rep Brian Sims Apologizes for Harassing Pro-Life Activists With Threat of Censure Over His Head
  
• Kanye West: For Years, Democrats Have Been "Making Us Abort Our Children"
  
• Last Abortion Clinic in Missouri Could Close Very Soon
  
• Coonman Baby-Crusher Received Planned Parenthood Talking Points Hours After He Defended Infanticide

  FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
  While the US is gathering regional nations to sanction Farsi finances of terrorists, Beirut's citizens have had enough of them and Hezbollah, Code Pink-Stink poses for Farsi propaganda, funny how the Islamist apologizers are dead silent about Chi-Com concentration camps for their co-religionists, another essay in praise of Trump's pull out, Bo-Jo snap elections in December for Brexit, Merkel feels heat from ascendant AfP Party, and Middle East expert Daniel Pipes recalls a meeting he had with the Soviets over 30 years ago.

• Six Middle Eastern Countries Join US In Sanctions Against Hezbollah-Linked Iranian Financial Network
  
• Hezbollah Supporters, Anti-Government Protesters, Clash in Beirut
  
• Code Stink Sells Out Women, Exploits Jews on Propaganda Tour of Iran
  
• Why Haven't We Heard a Peep From Islamic Powers About China Brutalizing 1 Million Muslims?
  
• Trump's Withdrawal from Syria Is a Foreign Policy Masterstroke
  
• After BREXIT Stalemate, UK to Hold Snap Election on December 12
  
• Merkwurdige Merkel Faces Rebellion After Election Trouncing at the Hands of Right-Wing AfD
  
• Pipes: My Disastrous Meeting With the Soviets

  DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
  Raid footage on al-Baghdadi released and in praise of the F-35.

• US Central Command Releases Photos, Video From Austere Cleric (and noted tropical fish enthusiast) al-Baghdadi Raid
  
• The F-35 Prevails

  WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
  CAIR oddly silent as austere cleric meets his maker and Raymond Ibrahim puts the Armenian genocide into context for today vis a vis Islam's role in it.

• CAIR Silent on the Death of ISIS Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
  
• The "Most Colossal Crime of All Ages"

  DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE BUREAUCRACY, WASTE, FRAUD, CORRUPTION
  Dems stop at nothing to derail Trump nominee Lawrence Van Dyke from taking a seat on the 9th Circuit, including daughter-of-child-pimp Maizie Hirohito with bizarre, fact-challenged questions about the Constitution of which she has zero regard, Gavin Gruesome looks to Warren Buffet to buy PG&E, Moonbeam Brown blames Trump for the California fires that are a direct result of Leftist policies, a look at this Ticket to Work program, and of course we spend billions on a new lunar exploration craft that has no room to bring back moon rocks. But cup-holders? Hell yes! What about a moon roof?

• Trump Judicial Nominee for 9th Circuit Moved To Tears After Liberal Interest Group Accused Him of Bigotry
  
• Maizie Hirohito Makes Bizarre Argument Against Originalist Court Nominee
  
• Gavin Gruesome Wants Billionaire Warren Buffett to Buy PG&E as State's Blackouts Continue
  
• Moonbeam Brown Snarls At Trump Administration About CA Fires: "The Blood Is On Your Soul"
  
• A Government Program Worth Celebrating
  
• Orion Capsule Has No Room for Moon Rocks

  THE ECONOMY, STUPID
  Whoever is ghost writing Elizabeth Whitewash's Maoist confiscatory tax plans needs to be exposed. And she should be forced to explain and justify things which are totally unjustifiable. Meh. She's a puppet, just like the last one.

• Elizabeth Wan-pum Has a "Super Duper" Plan To Implement Her Proposed Wealth Tax
  
• Property, Obamacare, and Elizabeth Hekawi's Wealth Tax

  CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
  Kevin Spacey set to make a comeback (sarc), and a real life version of the 1970s movie Hardcore. How many more just like it? Tragic.

• Sexual Battery Case Against Kevin Spacey Dismissed After Accuser Dies
  
• Missing Teen Girl Showed Up in Internet Porn; How Many Other Situations Like This Are Out There?

  EDUCATION, INDOCTRINATION
  If I hear one more argument over why states with zero income tax have poorer educational systems than taxed-to-death blue shit-holes I'll scream. Also, University of Minnesota hosts Joo-hate convention (no surprise all things considered), and Georgetown welcomes back prof who pimped violence towards political enemies. It would be a sad irony if she ever were to be a victim to that which she espouses. Yup. Sad.

• Test Scores Drop as Teachers Around the Country Strike for More Money
  
• Jew-Hatred Exposed at University of Minnesota During National Students for Justice in Palestine Conference
  
• Georgetown Welcomes Back Prof Who Doxxed Men, Called for "Deaths" of GOP Senators

  HEALTHCARE
  Steve Daines bemoans Medicaid fraud, Joe's Man-Chin calls Bernie full of shit, and the horrors of socialized medicine in Canada.

• Steve Daines: "Sad Reality" $36 Billion in Medicaid "Lost" to "Waste, Fraud, Abuse" (that has to be a lowball figure- jjs)
  
• Joe's Man-Chin: "Bernie Is Damn Wrong" That I Would Vote for Medicare for All
  
• When a Canadian Explained to Me the Horrors of Socialized Medicine

  RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, LYSENKOISM
  Paging Moonbeam, Cuck Schemer's mad luddite scheme, and in the words of Shakespeare "oh how sharper than a serpent's tooth is a thankless child," or Greta "Scoldilocks" should STFU and GTFO.

• It's Not Climate Change To Blame For California's Fires and Blackouts - It's Democrats
  
• The Electric Car Fantasy: Cuck Schemer's Ambitious Proposal Bucks Basic Economics... and Science
  
• Greta "Scoldilocks" Thunberg Rejects Climate Award, Rips Countries That Gave It To Her

  FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
  Save the children. Please! Also, tampon madness.
  

• The Pronoun Police Are Out to Destroy Children
  
• Blood Feud

  CULTURE WARS, HITHER & YON
  The man who singlehandedly set back race relations 40 years now bitching about identity politics, Christian Toto interviews comedian who derides SJW bullshit and claims its backfiring, and lastly a look at the haunting world that Edward Hopper painted. Among my favorite painters, for sure, if not my number 1.

• Identity Politics King Barack Obama Complains About Outrage Culture: "That's Not Activism"
  
• Toto: Comedian Dave Landau Says "Woke" Rules Turning Comedians to the Right
  
• Edward Hopper's Timeless Paintings Raise More Questions Than They Answer (my favorite - jjs)

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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