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September 28, 2019

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/28/19)

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The Saturday Night Joke


An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

“Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the cowboy replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?


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My apologies for bringing up politics and/or current events.

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Scholarly endeavors..............

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Save that beer...............


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No word if AOP assisted with development..................


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When it comes to nude photos: Just don't.

Source - An accountant has been jailed for 13 years after being convicted of cutting off her lover’s penis with garden shears during bondage sex.

Brenda Barattini, 28, was found guilty of the attempted murder of musician Sergio Fernandez, 42, following a trial in the Argentinian city of Cordoba.

The convict confessed she had planned the November 25 2017 attack, which made headlines around the world, but said she had not intended to kill her victim.

She revealed in court she hostaed a plot to harm Fernandez after he shared sex tapes and X-rated pics of her with friends, claiming he treated her like a ‘trophy’ and telling a jury of four men and four women during her trial: ‘He turned me into a sex object. I was just a s**g for him.


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As deer hunting seasons are opening up across the country: Be careful out there.

The CDC found that a case in Michigan led to tuberculosis in deer getting transmitted to a human.
As deer hunting seasons begin across the U.S., a new report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) found that deer with tuberculosis can transmit the disease to humans.

As a result, the CDC is advising hunters to use "personal protective equipment while field-dressing deer" and that hunters in Michigan take extra precautions if they submit a deer for testing and it comes back TB-positive.


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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE


Office romances are a thing of the past....................


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This past Thursday was a tough night for Packers fans. It was even tougher for a friend of tonight's Genius Award Winner.

Police say a 58-year-old man was in one of the units watching the Packers game with his friends when he shot a 70-year-old man who was watching the game with him.

"I'm kind of shocked," said Gee.

Authorities say the gunfire was accidental. The suspect was adjusting his gun from his waistband area when the shot was fired.

"He endangered other peoples' lives in here," said Gee.

The victim was struck in the right arm.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Convenience Stores.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. No worthwhile animals were injured in the production of this ONT.

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