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August 27, 2019

Epstein Accuser Virginia Guiffe Says She Was Made to Massage "The Simpsons" Creator Matt Groening's "Crusty" Feet on Epstein's Lolita Express

This is so gross.

Isn't it odd that the corpse of the Simpsons' show just vomited up some terrible anti-Trump agitation, almost as if they need an indulgence from the left for some reason.

One of Jeffrey Epstein’s public accusers claims she had to give a foot massage to The Simpsons creator Matt Groening while on the rich criminal’s private jet, though she was repulsed by the cartoonist's "crusty toes," according to newly-released court documents.

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According to the documents, Giuffre alleges she met Groening aboard Epstein's private plane, dubbed elsewhere as the "Lolita Express," and that he asked her to give the cartoonist a foot massage during their flight from Carmel, California, to Los Angeles. Giuffre, 35, claims the incident occurred roughly 20 years ago, when she was 16.

"I was enjoying our conversation, when Jeffrey insisted that I give Matt a foot massage throughout the duration of the short flight," Giuffre alleges in the documents. "I never turned down a client but when I saw the shape of his feet, I nearly threw up at the thought of having to touch them."

"He had yellow crusty toenails that even someone with a chainsaw would've had troubles cutting through and then there was the fluffy balls of leftover pieces of sock wedged between the crevices of his sweaty toes, now that was the real icing on the cake for me, no way could I attempt this I thought," she added. "Then I had an idea. I went to the back of the plane and rinsed a wash cloth in warm soapy water and returned for his dreaded foot massage but not before attempting to clean them first."

Groening has not publicly addressed Giuffre's allegations.

That is the worst sexual abuse allegations, without any actual sex, I've ever heard of.


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